“THE NEW NORMAL”
by OPOVV, ©2018
(Dec. 30, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that says that illegal immigrants are one of the real-honest-to-goodness lowlifes that we have in our country. There are places where simpletons hide — in the recesses of their minds — which believe in the discarded and failed political philosophies that the US Constitution* is the antipathy of. The real enemies of the State are people such as Nancy Pelosi, Cortez, Bob O’Rourke, Paul Ryan and all the other people who you wouldn’t invite over for a backyard barbecue. Guess what, folks? To be Steinle’d, or Singhed is to be murdered by an illegal immigrant, someone who has no business in our country. Call it the legacy of Obama’s trying to shove Sharia down our throats and Hillary’s open borders ‘The New Normal,’ where getting murdered by scum – Muslim** or illegal immigrant, take your pick – isn’t even reported as being newsworthy or, for that matter, noteworthy because, as I said, it’s ‘the new normal‘; get used to it.
“Sorry; no can do; afraid not: I’m not ever going to ‘get used to it.’ How come the idiots always have it backwards? Like that ANTIFA mentally-challenged group says they’re against National Socialism when that’s what they are. Look, if it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and talks like a duck, guess what? It’s a duck. Okay, about time I got off my soapbox and get to work. Once again, we’re on our corner, across the street from the railroad station about to ask this lady her pet peeve of the day. Excuse me, Miss, care to be interviewed on ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-pleasant news show that’s sure to make you feel good about yourself?”
“You think you’re pleasant? You got to be kidding. I overheard your opening: it wasn’t pleasant.”
“But was it true?”
“Yes, it was true.”
“So? I mean, the chances of one thousand American citizens being pedophiled, raped, beaten, kidnapped, tortured and murdered by an illegal immigrant today are 100%. So what do you think about that?”
“No, no, you misunderstood me. I didn’t say you were wrong: I just said you could’ve been a little less dramatic about it.”
“Okay, let’s try this on for size: I’ll say ‘Obama gave $150 billion to terrorists.’ Was that dramatic or should I sugarcoat it? This is, after all, basically an entertainment info-TV show.”
“So it’s not serious?”
“Of course it’s serious. So what’s your name and what’s your pet peeve? Next train isn’t for another 11 minutes — you’ve got plenty of time — so you don’t have to keep looking at your watch.”
“Oh, sorry; maybe I’m a little nervous, being on television and all. My name is Lupita and my main peeve is that we say one thing but do another, and before you ask me what I mean, I’ll tell you. We say we want to be energy-smart but we’re not.”
“How so?”
“It’s our attitude of conspicuous consumption which leads to colossal waste. We build a house when we ought to be building a wheelless RV that has the advantage of a tornado shelter, but the idiots who write the rules, the bureaucrats, are a bunch of county employees standing around debating if there really is a ‘Shovel: Left-handed.’”
“That’s pretty good.”
“But you know what, it’s the ones in Washington, the bureaucrats, who are the real culprits protecting the status quo, the money tree. ‘Illegal immigrants’ equals money, which is why we have about 30 million of them. You think that if the DOJ and all the other law enforcement organizations wanted to get rid of all the illegals they could? Of course they could, if they wanted to, but they don’t. Let’s add the Chamber of Commerce into the mix. As they say, ‘Follow the money.’ So what if we have a few dead bodies strewn on the shoulders of our highways? ‘So what’ is that we have the government, our government, working against us, the people. Now how’s that for the truth?”
“They always said we’d be destroyed from within, and if Trump doesn’t release those documents and fire every one of those sneaky, eh, Obama and Hillary-Socialist lovers in the DOJ and every other part of the government — each and every part of it, down to the smallest zip code — we don’t stand a chance. People like Schumer and all the other Democrats have a choice: either get on board or, well, let’s say us citizens who love freedom and the American Way aren’t going to just sit on our duffs and take it. I’m really sick and tired of hearing about impeachment, okay? And here comes your train. Bye. Now it’s that time, on behalf of the crew, to wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“She’s right, you know: just like in Vietnam: the real enemy is the hypocrites’ nest in Washington. The new American etiquette is being murdered by an illegal immigrant; how’s that grab you? Our tax dollars at work: bottom-line, we live in a very dangerous place. Send a ‘Thank You’ card to Pelosi. Burger time: my treat.”
[*US Constitution: not compatible with Socialism or Totalitarianism.]
[**Muslim: 8 dead on Manhattan bike path.]