WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE “PARTY OF JFK?”
by OPOVV, ©2018
(Sep. 24, 2018) —“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that’s sure to make you feel good about yourself because you made the effort to spend the time to be informed with the truth and not having wasted it on fake news. Hello, my name is Roving and what we do is hang out under the awning on the corner across the street form the railroad depot and waylay our neighbors on their way into the big city and ask them what they’re up to or their complaint of the day. Let’s get this commercial out of the way before we interview our first customer, shall we?”
“The World is Waiting for the Sunrise” (2:13)
“And we’re back. Excuse me, Miss, Roving here for ‘Pulse’; care to be interviewed on live TV?”
“Why, I haven’t even put my face on, at least not all the way. I do watch your show and I like the fortune-teller segments the best.”
“What about the others, Professor Zorkophsky, for instance?”
“The Professor is too cerebral for me. I mean, with all those best-sellers I guess he would be, wouldn’t he? And all those professional clinical terms, why, it just makes your head spin.”
“Yes, I’m sure you’re right. So do you follow politics, and if you do, what are your conclusions?”
“Yes, matter of fact, I am immensely interested in politics, where else can you get such a range of entertainment for free? Scandal follows murder; an overrun follows kickbacks; voter fraud follows infidelity; drunkenness follows broken campaign promises and on and on it goes, day after day: Washington, DC, is Party Town USA*, isn’t it? With all that taxpayer money to burn, there’s multiple parties every night.”
“Well, I’d have to say you’ve a pretty good handle on it. If you had any advice, what would it be?”
“You mean besides the ubiquitous ‘Beware of the Peaceful and Misunderstood soldiers of Islam’?”
“Let’s include them.”
“For sure. What, Americans don’t think the Muslim problems that the Europeans are having somehow won’t happen here, as if 9-11, Fort Hood, San Bernardino and countless others don’t count?”
“Sure they count. But not including that nightclub in Orlando, or pushing people off tall buildings. What’s wrong with the Left, anyway? Can’t they connect the dots? But before you answer, we’ve got to break for another commercial.”
“Shenandoah” (3:38)
“Okay, we’re back. No, they can’t connect the dots. I’ve often wondered about that.”
“I used to, too, but not anymore. You see, they’ve been brainwashed into believing that the party of JFK is the Democratic Party of today when it’s no such animal. Today it’s the Anti-American-Socialist-People’s Worker’s Party; that’s what it is. Yesterday’s Democrats are today’s Republicans and yesterdays Republicans are today’s Independents, at least I think that’s pretty close to the truth.”
“So there’s no Democrat Party?”
“Gone; taken over by nitwits, people like Keith Ellison, a snake in sheep’s clothing if there ever was one. Remember when I just said that the Democratic Party isn’t what it used to be? Well, here’s news for you: America isn’t what it used to be. We didn’t used to have any illegal immigrants within our borders and the same for the Muslims. I mean, how dumb have we become?”
“As dumb as the Teachers’ Union made us, I suppose.”
“Yes, and add Affirmative Action to the mix and it’s a wonder there’s any of us around in the numbers that were smart enough to elect Trump. You know what the joke is, I mean about Hillary losing the election?”
“No, what?”
“She would’ve won if she had any backbone. Look at that first debate, back in 2008, when she said that illegals should not have drivers’ licenses and then she changed her mind. She should’ve stuck to her guns, and it all went downhill from there. I think getting the ambassador to Libya murdered, Chris Stevens, was like the second straw, but the last straw was selling 20% of our uranium to the Russians. There’s the joke, isn’t it?”
“You mean about the Russian connection?”
“Right on. It wasn’t President Trump; it was Hillary who colluded with the Russians. Besides, anyone who ever thought that the Russians would rather have Trump as their adversary than Hillary doesn’t know diddly-squat, now do they?”
“I’d say not. You mentioned that Keith Ellison character. Why do you think people voted for him in the first place?”
“The truth?”
“Go for it.”
“You won’t like it.”
“Try me.”
“The truth is that Americans have a big heart and are a nice people, but they forget that you can be a nice person and still be smart and not a pushover, as we’re being played. So how come Obama’s BIRTH CERTIFICATE hoax hasn’t been exposed by now?”
“Because the Deep State is still in control, or exercising a heck of a lot of control.”
“Yes, and that’s dangerous. Trump is pussyfooting around with not firing people and not making public information that he should’ve fired and made public A YEAR AGO. What’s he waiting for, the sky to fall? I say just get it done, alright, already. And that’s my train.”
“Wait; you were going to say something about that Ellison character.”
“That’s right, I was; I mean I am: look, we can’t have Muslims in our country, let alone in our government and anywhere else except in the Middle East behind walls so all they do is kill each other and leave us human beings alone.”
“Are you saying they’re animals?”
“Low-life cuts it. They fly planes into buildings; 3,000 people die and they cheer, so what do you expect? And Ellison is just another plane slamming into us. You just wait when Creeping Sharia becomes a reality and the religious police start their bloodbath of those of us who dare expose Islam for what it is: a Totalitarian form of government that results in beatings, torture and the murders of women and unbelievers on a wholesale basis, not to mention the wanton torture of animals. Anyway, a vote for Ellison just moves their timeline along that much faster, that’s all. And there’s my train; have to run. Bye.”
“Bye. Well, she talked our time away and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, you think? She had a lot of good ideas; too bad all the voters aren’t so well-informed. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Party Town, USA: “Swingin’ School” (2:15)]
“Lot Of Leavin’ Left To Do” (4:40)