Gee, I Wonder What the Motive Was


by OPOVV, ©2018

Photo: US Army, public domain

(Sep. 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your source for nothing but the truth. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter, and I’ll be your host for this special edition of ‘Pulse.’ For you long-time viewers, I’m sure you noticed that we’re in Professor Zorkophsky’s office here at the university, but before we bring on the Professor…”

“Excuse me, Roving, but there’s no need to be so formal: please call me ‘Zork.’”

“Oh, okay. Now where was I?”

“You were going to introduce me, Detective Klepto, Chief of the Ruse, ‘Man of the Hour.’

“What ‘Man of the Hour’? What hour or, for that matter, what man? Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Detective Jacque Klepto, from, where are you from?”

“I am from Marseilles, France, and I’m here to assist you, oui-oui.”

“Not me; so who are you assisting? And what does the ‘Chief of the Ruse’ do?”

“Maybe I can clear this all up, having worked in the swamp for a year. What happened after Ft. Hood was that law enforcement and the Department of State were in turmoil about who and what to blame. You see, they needed a motive for a Muslim killing other humans, as if Muslims killing any living thing is news, right?”

“Feel free to speak right up, Zork.”

“Okay, and thanks. You see, this Army guy who shot a bunch of his fellow soldiers was a Muslim. But the idea of having ‘fellow soldiers’ being American Infidels was too much for him. Also, soldiers, just like the ones he shot, were killing his fellow Muslims in Iraq, which was too much for his provincial world view.”

“And that’s when I got a person-to-person telephone call. I was asked to form a committee and I’d be Chief and get a very big American paycheck, oui-oui.”

“That’s right, and I was to assist.”

“Okay, that sounds fine so far, but what do you do?”

“Chief, why don’t you take this question?”

“Thank you, Zork. What we are is the clearinghouse for giving the Muslims excuses for being Muslim.”

’Being Muslim?’”

“You know, indiscriminately murdering people and torturing animals to death: the ‘Muslim way of life.’ What we do is usually release a communiqué stating, ‘The reason for the knife attack is under investigation’; ‘reason for the car/van/truck mowing people down is unknown‘; ‘reason for the car bomb is a mystery; and ‘reason for the honor killing was some psychopathic castle in the sky excuse for a free ticket to murder.’ And we’ve a meeting to attend: we need to make up a ruse for a Muslim in the UK for the rape and murder of a 13-year-old white Christian girl.”

“Well, okay; I’m sorry we have to cut our show short, but that’s the way it goes sometimes. By the way, before you go, did you ever figure out why 9-11 happened?”

“I’m sorry, Roving, but that case is still under investigation.”

“Thanks, Zork, and thank you, Detective, for being on our show. And that’s it, ladies and gentlemen, and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“All they do is cover for the Muslims; at least that’s what it seems to me. Like who cares, right? At least we can figure it out: workplace violence, my foot. Burger time: my treat.”

Lies” (2:41)


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