“SAME MEANINGLESS LIE”
by OPOVV, ©2018
“Oh, look, it’s Roving. Missed you last couple of days. Okay, what’s the question? Cat and I watch the show, by the way.”
“Thanks. What’s your name and what do you do for a living?”
“Oh, yes, sorry: my name is Linda and my cat’s name is Tiger.”
“Okay, Linda, what are your paramount concerns?”
“’I wish for world peace’; I always wanted to do that, you know, pretend I was in the Miss America Pageant.”
“Funny. Excuse us while we break for a commercial.”
“Hoedown Slowdown” (3:16)
“But, really now, what concerns me is that we’re being lied to by people we thought we could trust. There’s no one left; well, there’s a few left. The other night they had Angel Moms on saying what we all know, that DACA is bad news for America, and then less than an hour later the same station had some nitwits saying we have to have a DACA deal.
“Look, you can’t have both: either we get rid of the illegal immigrants or we throw up our hands and give our country away. But that’s not my main concern. My main concern is the duplicity of Judge Jeanine, touting herself as the savior of the American way while dismissing the long-form BIRTH CERTIFICATE that was dumped on the American people days before LTC Terry Lakin was released from Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary for asking to see the exact same document.
“Am I missing something here? Why would the White House refuse to hand over the BIRTH CERTIFICATE during Lakin’s trial yet release it after Lakin was convicted for asking to see the same thing? What am I missing, because to me it’s so far beyond obvious it’s disgusting: they (Obama/Valerie Jarrett) released the long-form because the pressure was building and they thought they had to do something, but that something backfired because it was proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, proven six-ways-to-Sunday, that it was a fake document.
“Does anyone remember Loretta Fuddy’s death? Heck, if I were to list all the deaths that followed Obama/Hillary, I’d be here all day talking to you. Here’s the deal: no, if I told you the truth you wouldn’t believe me.”
“Okay, maybe we wouldn’t believe you but, on the other hand, maybe we would. Look, we all know that the long-form BIRTH CERTIFICATE is a fake, just as Obama’s SELECTIVE SERVICE REGISTRATION is; just as Obama’s SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER is a stolen number, so, go ahead and say what you were going to. Excuse us again, please, while we take a short commercial break.”
“The Lord’s Been Good To Me” (3:51)
“No, I think I’ve said too much already, but I will say this: the key to it all, the one piece of the puzzle that’s missing, is proving that Obama was a plant to bring America down, down into the abyss of Socialism, and the best way is to prove that Obama isn’t who he says he is is to reveal where he was born, who his parents were. The best document to prove all of that is to be found in the real, honest-to-goodness, legal BIRTH CERTIFICATE.”
“That Judge Jeanine said was ‘filed.’ Is that like saying it was ‘debunked?’”
“Same meaningless lie. The BIRTH CERTIFICATE issue is even more alive and well than it was in 2008, and the reason for that is the necessity to clean the Swamp, and that includes any and all Obots and Hillary-lovers (who are presently employed by the Federal Government) have to be fired immediately, and exposing Obama would make it all a lot easier.
“Matter-of-fact, if Obama goes down so does the whole house of cards: Hillary, Iran, CAIR, The Muslim Brotherhood; the worldwide Muslim Invasion and calling these so-called refugees for what they are: the Shock Troops of what is yet to come. Did you know that every mosque is an armory and the munitions they store are to murder Americans and all the other unbelievers with? Then there is ISIS, Obama’s private army; the Caliphate exposed; the Worldwide Islamic Manifesto exposed; and the deportation of every Muslim from every Western country back to whence they came.
“But that’s not going to happen, will it? No, I don’t think so; why, we can’t even deport the illegal immigrants from within our borders, so what in the dickens do you think America will stand for another, what, 50, 20, 10 years? And how long would America stand with some nitwit like Elizabeth Warren as the president? Countdown from decades to months, if not weeks.
“Anyway, for Judge Jeanine to pass it off as inconsequential, saying, as if in passing, ‘It’s been filed’: end of story. You’re wrong, Judge, we’re going to prove that it is anything but. There, thank you for letting me get it off my chest, or is that sexist?”
“No, I say not at all. I didn’t even notice that; eh, well, thank you for talking with us and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Another great show. You know something? I’m surprised she wasn’t a Miss America contestant. Too bad about Judge Jeanine, isn’t it? If she can’t understand the importance of the BIRTH CERTIFICATE, what else has she been missing? Just goes to show that no one is infallible. Burger time: my treat.”
“Ghost Riders in the Sky” (2:36)