FOR FEAR OF RADICAL ISLAMIC TERROR
by OPOVV, ©2017
(Dec. 18, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular ‘What’s Happening’ show. And to tell you what’s going on, we’re transferring the program to our nation’s capital where Professor Zorkophsky is standing by after this commercial.”
Commercial: “Mississippi River Blues” (2:46)
“Okay, take it away, Zork.”
“Thank you, Roving, and welcome to the ‘Land that Reason Forgot.’ I’ve managed to assemble a number of ambassadors from the European Union to join in a free-for-all discussion on the state of the EU. Due to security reasons, the identities of our guests must remain incognito, which is why they’re all wearing Mickey and Minnie Mouse masks.
“Hello, everyone, and thank you for showing up for what, I hope, will become a tradition at ‘Pulse’: truth from every quarter. Okay, let’s start by me asking a question and we’ll go around the table clockwise: would you say you have a ‘Muslim Problem’? Yes, Mickey Mouse?”
“We ALL have a ‘Muslim Problem’ or, more accurately, a problem with Muslims, to be truthful, and have had such a problem for over a thousand years.”
“Okay, so what happened?”
“What happened was that oil exploration and the permits to drill for oil took a hiatus until the Middle East oil producers got enough money in their coffers to finance a worldwide caliphate. Once they were able to buy a large percentage of stock in other oil companies, they were immune to America or anyone else becoming ‘oil-independent.’”
“Yes? Another Mickey wants to speak? Go ahead after this commercial, please.”
Commercial: “Dream a Little Dream of Me” (3:44)
“So England becomes ‘oil-independent’ of the Middle East because of the North Shore discovery; so what? It didn’t affect the Arab States at all since they’ve invested heavily in British oil companies’ stock; same goes for the USA, the Dutch and everyone else, for that matter.”
“Minnie?”
“Look: the only way to keep the Arabs out of the oil market is to nationalize the oil companies, which would mean that, for instance, an American oil company would be owned only by American citizens: no foreigners allowed.”
“Yes, the Minnie Mouse at the end of the table?”
“The USA keeps saying they’ll be ‘oil-independent,’ but tell me, who owns the stock in these American companies? I submit that the majority, or almost the majority, are owned by Arab oil-producing states, which means that they’ll continue to have an endless supply of petrol dollars to finance our destruction. Is that right?”
“Yes, to you and me, but to the Obots, the Hillary-lovers, and the Socialists of the world it’s way too complicated.”
“So, tell me: what about the EU?”
“It was the brainchild that came out of Tehran, no doubt about it, sometime back when Eisenhower was president. You see, they were making billions upon billions, selling the oil that we discovered under their tents on the sand dunes. And how the government of Islam expands is by moving Muslims into a neighborhood; convincing the ignorant and the gullible that they are ‘peaceful and misunderstood’ while they go about raping, stealing, pillaging, terrorizing, and murdering the unbelievers which, in India, are the Sikhs; in Pakistan and Egypt the Christians; in France the Jews; in Germany the Christians and Jews; and in Sweden everyone.”
“You want to add to that, Mickey, after this commercial?”
Commercial: “Greensleeves” (4:30)
“And soon the problems that we have will visit America. Canada is getting worse; you can’t go to a tourist beach anywhere in the Mediterranean and feel safe. These Muslims aren’t members of the human race: their membership is deliberating in scope; destruction at best; and death as the payoff of believing in something-for-nothing: Socialists, where the human spirit is ripped asunder; where hope equals despair; and where escape is suicide.”
“Yes, Mickey?”
“You Americans think you’re so smart, but look at your mainstream media: maybe you’re not so smart after all.”
“Well, you’re right, but only halfway: the only people who watch those programs are the lost souls of the really stupid. The shame of it is that some of the producers of the shows, let alone the personnel, are, when not at work, human beings. Just too bad they’re willing to sell out for measly pieces of silver, like Rachel Maddow, selling out her country – our America – for 7 million USD a year. The amount is of no consequence: $1 or a million: taking money, any amount, to turn your back on America is akin to Judas taking 30 pieces of silver, but he’d be just as bad if he took either 3 or 300.”
“You’re right about that.”
“Zork? This is Roving and I’m sorry to say that our time has expired. Thanks for having such interesting and riveting questions for your Ambassador guests. And so, on behalf of Zork and the crew, I’d like to wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Stairway to Heaven” (3:57)