“THE ABILITY TO REASON”
by OPOVV, ©2017
(Dec. 8, 2017) — “If you will look out the left portholes you’ll see the planet Mars, once the home of the, well, if I said the word you wouldn’t understand it because when it’s spelled there are no vowels and consonants, just symbols.
“Now we’re coming up on the ‘Jewel of the Solar System’: the planet Earth, inhabited by Earthlings.
“You have your Bird Earthlings; Reptile and Fish Earthlings; Human Earthlings along with your Worm and Squirrel Earthlings, and all the other species that make the planet Earth their home.”
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“Earth, as you know, makes its own fresh water and has its own fish farms that they call lakes, rivers and oceans. They graze Cattle Earthlings for hides, meat and fertilizers for their Corn Earthlings and other Earthling species that the Human Earthlings rely upon for survival.
“It’s all immensely complicated because it’s all so intertwined, but it works reasonably well, although there have been a number of cataclysmic happenings like, for instance, an Ice Age here and there, which has upset the apple cart, as it were, but it all bounces back to some sort of equilibrium, at least on the whole, so to speak.
“There used to be dinosaurs; big ones, too; but thanks to a rock from Outer Space hitting the earth 65 millions of years ago at thousands of miles per hour, all that’s left of them these days are the Bird Earthlings.
“Now off our starboard bow that large area in white is the South Pole, and that white stuff is called ‘snow and ice.’ See that large tan area? That’s sand: the desert.”
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“What? Oh, that: those are storms called ‘Thunder Storms.’ Oh, sorry: sprites*: sharp pencils of vertical light is the opposite polarity of the lightning strikes below the clouds, the ones that hit the ground. Yes, they do make noise and that’s the thunder that’s heard, so we’ll make sure we find a storm so you can hear the terrific noise they make. It really is an astonishing natural phenomenon, the noise that a lightning strike can produce. Scary.
“Over there? Why, that’s a volcano. Oh, sorry again: those Human Animals cause those explosions and the smoke. Why? I don’t know, and I bet if you asked them they wouldn’t know, either. Well, all kinds of reasons, but basically, it’s like this: you have the attackers and you have your defenders.
“Oh, so you did read the brochure. Yes, the Muslims are the attackers and the rest of the Human Earthlings are the defenders. Why not make it safe for everyone? Who in the heck knows? They sure don’t; oh, yes, there are a few who get it, the ones who see the Big Picture, but no one seem to listen to them so what else is new?
“Don’t worry; we’ll keep you safe: we haven’t lost one yet. We’ll start off in Jerusalem. Yes, they do say that President Trump is a Hitler, but this Hitler just moved the American Embassy to Jerusalem, the real capital of Israel. “Trump is a Nazi.” No, you must’ve read that wrong. Nazism is big government; Trump is for small government. Yes, they do seem to have everything all backwards and just plain wrong all of the time.
“Education level? Our 3rd grade graduates are smarter than any ANTIFA, OCCUPIER, ACORN, and Obot people. Why? No, not the ability to cite facts, but the ability to reason. Let me give you an example. Obama was a de facto president: tell me why. That’s right: he was never vetted.”
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“Okay, when we exit the spaceship and go sightseeing, remember to keep a round in the chamber and be ready to have to fight your way back to the bus.
“Yes, we’re driving through Gaza and we’ll visit Karnak, the pyramids in Giza, Abu Simbel Valley of the Kings, and the Temple of Hatshepsut. We’ll sleep at the motel on the moon where we’ll have a dissertation presented by Yours Truly about the many incompetent judges in the United States.
“Yes, I’ll cite real current cases**, so you won’t want to miss it. Okay, time to go to the buses. Remember, shoot first and ask questions later, just like in real life. What? No, none of this, ‘Stop or I’ll shoot’ Hollywood make-believe. No, never aim to maim: aim to finish the job, and double-tap just to make sure. You know, on the field of battle, a double-tap is the best insurance policy there is.
“Have fun.”
[*sprites: in the 1950’s airline pilots reported them as UFO’s.]
[**cite real current cases: case in point that Islam is not a religion, therefor there was no “hate crime”; Islam is a political philosophy with a thin veneer of religious undertones in order to keep the ignorant masses under the yoke of Despotism; include the judge of this “bacon case” as one of the “ignorant.”
America is ever so inexorably being subjected to the ‘Creeping Sharia,’ and it’s not slow, by any means. We’re not that far behind Europe in creating our own Muslim problem that we can’t or, more likely, won’t control.
It’s all being controlled by a well-orchestrated campaign to achieve worldwide domination: they’ve been telling us for over 1,400 years and we just don’t listen. Maybe if your son or daughter was beheaded on television America would wake up, because sure as heck 9-11 didn’t do diddly, now, did it?
We have not only Muslims within our borders, but active members of the Muslim Brotherhood and an organization that is a front for Hamas; you know, the ’No Jew between me and the sea’ psychos: CAIR. And if you don’t think that sawing little children in half while they are still alive is okay, then you’re either one of them or maybe you think that Obama isn’t a Muslim hell-bent on ‘fundamentally transforming America’.]
“Oh, What A Night” (3:35)