“EXPOSE OBAMA”
by OPOVV, ©2017
(Jul. 21, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the midway at our local carnival where, it just so happens, Madam Shylock has set up her tent. Hello, I’m Roving and will be your host for this episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ She said it was just off of Main Street (that’s what a carny calls the midway), right behind the floss booth. There, I see it up yonder over on the left. Floss? Oh, I’m sorry: cotton candy booth. I called and told her we were on our way and there she is, wearing a sequined covered robe and conical hat.
“Hey; how you doin’? I thought only wizards, like Merlyn, wore conical hats.”
“Oh, no; I don this particular head covering whenever I have rollers in my hair. Welcome to my tent; go right on in and please turn the camera off; but you can record. Please pass me the money before we go any farther. Oh, an envelope with cash. How quaint. Thank you, and I see you want detailed and truthful responses to your questions. Very well; ask away.”
“You going to follow the carnival all summer?”
“Most of it. It’s really a gravy train for my business. It’s always young girls asking when will they meet ‘Mr. Right’ or the older ones, maybe never have married or divorced, ask if there’s any men out there who don’t get drunk and beat on their wives. Really depressing at times.”
“I bet. So what do you tell them?”
“See that box on the floor over there? It’s full of NRA applications. We fill it out together and I pay for it and mail it in for them; wait: I deduct it from their fortune-telling fee, okay? So every woman who walks out of my tent is a future NRA member. We even sign them up for a conceal-carry permit and recommend honest gun shops.”
“Ever have one of those Left-Wing Loonies who are against the 2nd Amendment?”
“Occasionally; seldom, and when I come across one I refund some of their money and put an ‘Out to Lunch’ sign up until I’m sure they’re clear and it’s safe.”
“That sounds pretty smart. What about Ryan? What’s his game?”
“He wants to be president, but never will be. He’ll forever be associated with McCain, who was a RINO if there ever was one, which makes Ryan a RINO. I’m giving odds at 100 to 1 that the people of Wisconsin will come to their senses and vote Ryan O-U-T.”
“A woman was murdered by a cop in Minnesota the other day; what’s your take on it?”
“Simple: you get what you hire. You want problems? Hire a Muslim. Face it: it’s the new reality: deal with the consequences and don’t be surprised when it boomerangs and bites you in the foot. The police force allowed a Muslim to be a cop and he killed a blonde woman who was outside, at night, without a head covering and without a male escort: of course he killed her, as dictated by his warped upbringing.”
“What’s going to happen to him, the cop that murdered the woman?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing? You mean he walks?”
“Not only does he walk, but he walks laughing. Look at it from his point of view: the goal is to introduce Sharia Law and he just jump-started it, that’s all.”
“Yes, that seems entirely reasonable, looking at it from his point of view. So all the other murders by Muslims, from the Twin Towers to Orlando, is just a prelude to what we can expect once Sharia takes over?”
“Of course, but then we aren’t the only ones, now, are we? Look at Sweden and the rest of Europe; the EU wasn’t a mistake, was it? Hillary and Obama accelerated the timeline for the Muslim expansion by a number of years, but it was always a foregone conclusion. Once the borders were left undefended, the Muslim invasion began, and really began in earnest once Obama weaseled his way into the White House, thanks in no small part to Pelosi and every Secretary of State of all of our States for allowing a non-vetted candidate to be on the ballot in 2008 and then again in 2012.”
“So we’re back to ‘WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?’”
“It never left us, did it? No, it’s still the key to the downfall of the Left-Wing Loonies, so keep on pushing. I notice that you reference LTC Terry Lakin whenever you can, and for that I thank you. It’s really surprising how many people don’t have a clue what’s been going down. I just wish Trump would fire everyone in the government who ever supported Obama and Hillary, I really do.”
“Well, you’re not alone on that one.”
“Expose Obama for the fraud that he is; expose Nancy Pelosi and Howard Dean and spread the news about how the United States Constitution was trashed during the military court-martial of a decorated Army doctor and the whole flimsy house of cards of the DNC will come tumbling down, and it’ll take the Left-Wing Loonies and the fake news with it.
“CNN, MSNBC and all the other Loonies will scramble to crawl under the rocks they crawled out from as soon as Trump trounced Hillary, never considering that an overwhelming majority of Americans don’t want Dreamers and Illegal Immigrants, Muslims and payoffs, kickbacks and lies. And you’ve received your money’s-worth, so be off with you now.”
“Thank you and off we go. And now it’s time for me, on behalf of the crew, to wish each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Expose Obama: the key to it all. The question for the Republic: ‘WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?’ Burger time: my treat.”