Authenticate This (RR)


by OPOVV, ©2016

(Oct. 15, 2016) — “Hello, folks, Roving Reporter here for ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Glad you could join us. Oh, look, here comes a couple. Excuse me, got time to answer a question?”

“Oh, look Harold, it’s Mr. Roving.”

“How do, ma’am?”

“We’re from Iowa visiting our daughter who goes to university. We didn’t care too much for that Indian Chief displaying his rifle.”

“Don’t you know that the world is made up of bad people? Who’s going to protect you if they keep on shooting our cops?”

“Good point. Okay, what’s our question?”

“I’m almost afraid to ask, since you’re from Iowa, the land that turned its back on our next president.”

“I thought you were supposed to be fair and not endorse anyone.”

“We don’t. All we do is endorse the United States Constitution, and it just so happens that Hillary is against it and Trump is for it, and that’s all there is to it. No more and certainly no less; I mean, how easy can it get? America ‘YES’ or America ‘NO.’”

“You’re pretty sure of yourself, young man.”

“Bottom line: our Ambassador came back in a body bag: end of story.”

“Good point.”

“Okay, now, here’s the question: do you think these Wikileaks are authentic?”

“Of course they are, and that’s the very reason people are making stuff up that they might not be. Now if you want to question an authentication, try the BIRTH CERTIFICATE that was released by the White House. Look, I know Trump will be our next president and I couldn’t be happier, but I’d just wish he would tell it like it is.”

“In what way?”

“Well, first that the problem is Islam, okay? You do know, don’t you, that Obama has never been adequately vetted? I mean, really now, how hard can it be to show your BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

“The guy’s  — that would be that Obama character — a fraud, a Muslim Brotherhood operative, plain and simple. I just wish people would tell the truth, that’s all. It’s not like asking for much.”

“Yes, you’re right, of course. I didn’t know you Iowans had it in you. Well, there are surprises every day and that’s about all of our time and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all goodnight: Goodnight.

“Great show. The Democrats are questioning the authentication of the spilled emails but they seemed to have accepted a fake BIRTH CERTIFICATE without a problem. How dumb are these people? Let’s grab a burger: my treat.”

You Can’t Always Get What You Want


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