Do “The Obama”

“JUST PRODUCE A FAKE BC”

by OPOVV, ©2013

Hey everybody, gather ’round
Listen and learn what’s going down
No letters after your name, as in Phd?
We can fix that, just listen to me.

Call yourself a Doctor, say you went to Harvard
Maybe you’re a D.D.S, whatever’s in the cards
You can say and be anything you want to be
You “seal” your records so there’s nothing to see.

Maybe you want to be a lawyer, that’s fine too
Maybe you’re a Muslim and want to pass as a Jew
Whatever you decide, that’s how it’ll be
You “sealed” your records so there’s nothing to see.

Want to say you were born in Hawaii?
No problem, just produce a fake BC
No one will report your lie
Americans, just giving it up and never asking “Why?”

OPOVV, A.S., A.A., B.S., B.A., M.A., D.V.M.,
D.M.V., M.D., PHD, Psy.D., JD, D.Min., D.O.,
Esquire, and I’ve “sealed” my records.
THAT’S how you do “The Obama!”

Okay, you get the point.

Now get this: this is something we all have, a real honest-to-goodness Birth Certificate, something Obama cannot produces because it’ll reveal that he is Constitutionally ineligible to be the de facto president.

If Obama can produce a valid United States Birth Certificate, I shall cease and desist writing against his illegal and repressive regime, but given the track record of the fakes that he has produced, I think that we will be continually entertained in the future by the editorials of Yours Truly.

OPOVV