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HAVE WE FIGURED IT OUT?

by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate

Ants are a member of the same species as wasps and bees

(Oct. 10, 2012) — Swine, I suppose, left to their own devices, are basically just like any other mammal in the animal kingdom. Come to think of it, why isn’t there a law that requires anyone desiring a degree in animal behavior to be required to have lived on a farm for at least twenty years? I mean, look at it:  city kids writing a thesis on “Female Feline Carries Young by Neck” end up collecting a Nobel Prize for a new discovery. Or there’s a tribe in Africa who have, for the past three-thousand years, witnessed birds dropping crocodile eggs from great heights and, guess what? A major speaking engagement ensues for the photographer who recently captured it on film. Okay, let’s give the photographer his due for successfully camping out for two weeks.

Let’s say, for argument’s sake, you’re an Ant Behavior Specialist, an A.B.S. As an A.B.S., you devised a really unique ant farm; well, forget “farm.”  You designed an ant environment, which is actually a giant ball, fifty feet in diameter. Your ant world is suspended above the floor in an unused college athletic building. On this giant ball you place different colonies of ants. Some of the ants are red, some black, some white, and others are combinations of all the ant colors. You somehow — maybe by using anti-ant paint — paint oceans and other large bodies of water, depicting the planet Earth. The paint you use for the ground above sea level is ant-friendly paint.

You put all kinds of ants on the giant ball. The ants have food and water. And then you sit back and study their behavior. You study for years. Many years. Now you are older, much older, and are recognized as the world’s foremost authority on ant behavior. The day of reckoning finally arrives, the day that you are to present your findings.

You tell the world that everywhere on the giant ball there is ant peace, with a few exceptions, but, overall and considering, there is peace. Well, you hate to mention it, and it’s such a small thing, but there’s one species of ant, the bad ants, who just cannot get along with its neighbors, no matter who they live next to. You introduce a few of the bad ants in different ant populations around the giant ball. Face it:  the bad ants cannot get along with any of the other ants, anywhere. You don’t know how to say this, except just state the facts: there are no ants that they get along with and no other ants get along with them, no matter how hard you manipulated the experiment.

For instance, in one Scandinavian country, you made sure that the bad ants were given everything they demanded, yet they still caused all kinds of havoc. It wasn’t until you removed every single one of the original Scandinavian ants that the “guest” ants calmed down a little bit. But that means that, wherever the bad ants move to, all the original ants have to either move out, become a bad ant, or get their heads cut off. That’s right. These bad guard ants (you call them “executioner” ants, for that’s all they do), just behead other ants.  “Snap, snap,” and that’s it. Sometimes they snap the heads off their own kind, too.

Your advice, and you say this only after many years of research, is that all of the good ants have to keep the bad ants away from them, far, far away. Once in a while a bad ant, all by itself, will kill and maim good ants. It will wrap a bomb around the thorax, and when a school bus goes by, they’ll detonate it. KaBoom! They like killing defenseless good baby boy and girl ants the most.  That’s right, they’ll just kill good ants for no discernible reason. And bad ants will cheer. Really bizarre, you say.

Most of the good ants have figured it out. They are sending the bad ants back where they came from, every one of them without exception. Sometimes, and this is pretty rare, a good ant will become a bad ant. You know what? They get sent out along with the other bad ants. No exceptions. They do not want bad ants around, at all. Anywhere. Ever.

In the populations where the good ants got rid of the bad ants, the good ants are all doing very well. The good ants are successful and peaceful and happy. In those places where the good ants allowed the bad ants to remain, there is bad news, very bad news. Bad ants yell “Sharia! Sharia!” and “Behead Those Who do not Respect Bad Ants!”

You ask the question:  Should we keep the bad ants in America, or should we deport them?

OPOVV

http://www.opovv.com/

 

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  1. How do I get this on my facebook page? I am not very literate regarding comoputer skills etc. so exact coaching is necessary for me……thanks for a well written article. I like it.

    1. Thanks, Norma.
      On “ANTS”, do a “Ctrl A” to Select All.
      Then do a “Ctrl C” to Copy at the end (OPOVV).
      Go to your Facebook page, then Paste “Ctrl V”.
      Bingo!

  2. Congratulations, an extremely well written, “POLITICALLY CORRECT” Thesis, you managed to distinctly depict the “Real Situation” that exists on planet Earth without “Offending any particular population or Sect”.
    I say this, to Hell with “Political Correctness”, call a “Spade a Spade”, the WAR IS what it is: CHRISTIANITY against MUSLIM, GOD against the DEVIL, SANITY and TRUTH against the Twelve IMAMS, INFIDEL against the DEVIL, Incarnate!!
    GOD has said: “I will place upon all Mankind, the Scourge of Eternal War, so that He may realize Trial and Tribulation”-(paraphrased)-3,000 years later, Man still is in Conflict, the “Lesson of the LORD” is UN-HEEDED and UN-RESOLVED because the basic Tenants of Survival continue to be Violated!
    In this instance, “IGNORANCE is NOT, BLISS!”

    1. Hey Larry,
      Actually, I’ve never been accused of being “politically correct” in my life, and I know you wrote in jest, as if ants yell (I don’t believe ants actually ‘yell’, at least the way we would perceive a ‘yell’ to be) “Sharia! Sharia!”.
      Our readership at the P&E knows the score, and many, not all, but many of the editorials that I write get picked-up by other blogs far and wide, all around the world, and get translated into many different languages. And that’s one of my goals for writing, besides getting approved by Sharon, the editor at the P&E, and getting posted in the P&E, is to get as many different readers who are not of the P&E family to become exposed to the Truth, because they sure as won’t find it in any mainstream media outlets.
      There’s no disadvantage in multiple exposures, even if at pro-Obama/Muslim blogs, because there’s the possibility to change a mind and/or people will tune-in to the P&E out of curiosity to see what else lies in store for them. It’s a win-win for our side, no matter what, because, when the smoke clears, the only thing that ever remains, the only thing that CAN survive, is the Truth, and if it takes “ANTS” to do accomplish that goal, then I’ve done my job to the best of my ability.
      Sincerely,
      OPOVV

      1. It is probably a good thing that I do not have “Editorial License” on P&E, or for that matter anywhere in the Blog”O”sphere because I certainly do not have the ability to apply “Political Correctness!” The Editorial “Ants” is a prime example, the situation probably depicts the most profound and complicated conflict on the Planet, and GOD intended it that way, as I said, HE did it for a reason~and so far in Human History, MAN has NOT been able to figure it out!
        Not being able to “See the Forest for the Trees”, or as W. Shakespeare wrote: “Dirnim Wood, comes Unto Dunsanine!” are parables applicable to the “HOLY WAR” that engulfs MANKIND!
        Militarily, Politically or Tactically this “WAR” is NOT Winnable, it was raging long before this Generation was conceived, and it WILL continue long after this Generation has passed~probably “INFINITUM” because GOD said so.
        Humans have been killing one another since the the beginning of recorded History, and when our Sun turns Nova it will still be raging and remain UN-Solvable, Because GOD said so.-(GOD, in this case being the Supreme Deity for ANY particular Religion)-
        IT must be remembered, always that MAN and his DISOBEDIENCE to “The Laws of GOD” brought this DAMNATION upon HIMSELF!!
        May “GOD have Mercy upon All Mankind’s Souls in our Final Judgment~