WHO IS THE SNAKE, AND WHO IS THE CHICKEN?
by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate
(May 16, 2012) — Truth is stranger than fiction, and no single group of people could agree more than astrophysicists, who were just as flabbergasted as the rest of us to learn that planets can spin backwards, there are more things unseen in the universe than seen, and there’s always a smaller than the smallest that was predicted. And we’ve seen unbelievable events firsthand: slow speed car chase, for one, and the dumb things young men do on motorcycles, for another.
So this knight sees a dragon out in the woods and immediately prepares to attack. The squire asks, “What’s the point? All the dragon is doing is eating crabapples. What’s the big deal?” “Because that’s what knights do,” he explains; “they’re supposed to chase dragons.’
Was that a metaphor, or did knights really go out in search of adventure? And were squires the Conscience of the Id, or maybe an unbiased reporter?
So this knight gets all set up and goes charging after the dragon. The dragon, hearing the commotion, immediately takes a defensive stance, which is understandable. The dragon hops up a tree, and when the knight gets within hearing range asks, “What’s the deal?’
‘Well, here’s the deal,’ says the knight. ‘There are certain things which I can accept, and there are certain things which I cannot accept. I say you, being a dragon, represent all that I’m against.’ So the dragon says, ‘But what about your squire; what does he think?” “Oh, don’t mind him; he went to Yale.”
And here’s the scoop: the dragon is against the Constitution, is for Socialism, thinks that Islam is a religion, thinks that the Federal Reserve Bank is his or her benevolent rich uncle and that illegal immigrants are okay, so what if they break the laws of the land and don’t pay taxes as legal citizens do?
On the other hand, we have chivalrous citizens who, irrespective of the lies spewed out by the mainstream media, believe what they see with their own eyes: Washington is nothing but an infestation of greedy malcontents who share the economic philosophy of “Look at what I got away with today!”
And, yes, we are being constantly bombarded with half-truths and full half-truths which we used to call lies but are now called Executive Orders. What next: another Muslim holiday celebrated in Fargo, or maybe in Bisbee? I don’t think so, not if we get real, face the facts, get with the program and start to get on that steed and ride. What, do you think that Freedom and Liberty and Civil Rights are automatically forever? Wrong, they’re about to become casualties of Monumental Stupidity, our failure to uphold the torch of Freedom for future generations. You think the clown who calls himself Obama, his cabinet, and the Congress are for real? Think again; they’re for real, all right, but not real for America, not real for our Constitution. Oh, they’re real alright, right up to the end, the end of our country.
So what does a chivalrous person do in dire straights? Two things: first, buy guns and ammo for self-preservation and, secondly, tell your congressman that you, your family, neighbors, and the rest of the patriotic citizens are not going to let our country down, and, by God, we’re going to fight for it, and even Jesus flipped the tables over when he saw wrongdoing.