Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan Announces CHAZ Part of Major Improvement To Trump’s Pathetic “Opportunity Zones” Program      

“NO INVESTMENT NEEDED” by Linda Jordan, ©2020 (Jun. 17, 2020) — [Editor’s Note:  The following is strictly satire.] “We call it the ‘Whoppertunity Zones Program,’” said Durkan at a press conference yesterday where she announced the city of Seattle would be turning over two city blocks of what used to be valuable real estate, now […]