Tag: “No Kings”
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Medicine Prize: Cause of TDS Discovered! (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Mar. 31, 2026) — “By a strange turn of events, the root cause of Trump Derangement Syndrome was accidentally discovered during an MRI brain scan of a retiree who fell while walking his dog. After seeing a squirrel, the dog jerked the leash and caused the person to lose his balance, thereby hitting his head…
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No Kings, Really! – What about the Kings You Place over your Children
by Michael Bresciani, New American Prophet, ©2025 (Oct. 20, 2025) — Shame is rapidly becoming a thing of the past in America. But even though the conscience of a nation dies, sometimes things get so bad that shame creeps up again and makes you wish you were a citizen of a different country. Such an…
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No Kings, Only Aces
by Thomas Reiner, Quartz Mountain Commentary, ©2025 (Aug. 15, 2025) — The MisguidedTM recently held a nationwide Destructo Fest chortling “No Kings,” insinuating that President Trump is a tyrannical monarch. It was apparent that this mob had never read the United States Constitution. The irony is that these cluckers were 249 years late to the…