by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(May 29, 2026) — “So, here’s the thing. If you want to determine if a person was, say, from India, what you do is have 100 bags of rice and tell him to load the truck. Now, if a person was from the USA, he’d load it with 20 bags and go deliver, making several trips. The guy from India will load every single grain of rice and make sure a tourist is filming as he turns-over, dumping all the bags and spilling all the rice in the middle of a four-lane intersection during rush hour.”
“Feelin’ Alright” (4:10)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. After the Japanese Tsunami of 2011, to film any action sequence like a tsunami, the customer must sign on the dotted line that, once the camera is aimed, it cannot be moved except for extreme danger, under severe penalties. Now to our featured guest, Madam Shylock, who will explain to us why seemingly normal Americans accept AOC as a person who is allowed to have a ‘Day-Pass’ from the local mental institution. Welcome to our award-winning show.”
“So very kind of you to invite me, I’m sure. Now, about AOC. There’s a cautionary tale there, believe you me.”
“Go on.”
“It’s the same old story about a low-IQ person believing the hype. They don’t really have to be low-IQ people. Marilyn Monroe was smart, that is, until she started to believe her own hype. And that’s all it took. AOC is in the same boat, but without the IQ.”
“Interesting, I mean, about the Hollywood hype. What do you say we pause for a short commercial break?”
“To Be alone With You” (2:09)
“And we’re back letting Madam Shylock vent. Go ahead.”
“Very well. It is quite surprising to me how the Dems even get one vote. I mean, you either want the USA to succeed or you don’t. It’s not a matter of Trump or no Trump, but it is a matter of our country surviving another 250 years, let alone another six. Had Miss Cackle been elected, we wouldn’t have a country now; we’d be finished, maybe not even a footnote.
“Amazing.”
“Simple; most people are what Zork describes as ‘Dumb Bunnies.’ Matter of fact, he just wrote a book about it. Here, I brought a copy with me, see? ‘Dumb Bunnies, the People We Elect to Congress.’ I already read it; you can have it.”
“Well, thank you very much. Good title.”
“Sure is, and I just know you’ll enjoy reading it. You want to hear the truth?”
“For sure; go ahead, spill the beans.”
“Mankind won’t perish from nuclear war; it’s a race between our plastic garbage and clear- cutting. It’s not a question of either one; it’s the obvious writing on the wall. One year the butterflies won’t return, another a bird species won’t reproduce. A nail here in the coffin, a nail there. It’ll happen; it’s just a question of when. We’re driving a car off a cliff and don’t even know it, and the one organization that’s supposed to help the world couldn’t care less. I’m talking about the ‘Muslim Admiration Society,’ the UN. Worthless and corrupt beyond belief. Why Trump hasn’t kicked them out I’ll never know.”
“And we’re letting Madam Shylock vent.”
“I want our Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to at least try and do two simple things, the first removing women from NAVY ships. I know Pete wasn’t in the NAVY, but I hope he’ll give it at least a passing thought. The second thing I’d like him to do is assist the African people catching poachers. Lend them satellite time, drones, missiles, whatever they need to get the job done. I guess that about does it except for the DOJ.”
“What about the DOJ?”
“There are no ‘sanctuaries’ in the United States. Federal law trumps state law, and if any governor, mayor or district attorney has a problem with that, that’s what we have jails for. Same with whack-job citizens such as Nicole Goode, who should have stayed home that morning rather than breaking the law trying to keep ICE from deporting child molesters.”
“Oh, no doubt she should’ve stayed home that morning. All she did was make a darn fool of herself. Hey, lady, the South LOST the Civil War. And I’m afraid that’s all the time we have.”
“Excuse me, please, one more thought. If any of you are antisemitic, leave my country and never come back. Seriously.”
“Very well; that I like. This is Pastor Dunkin, along with Madam Shylock, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Shotgun” (2:57)