by Thomas Reiner, Quartz Mountain Commentary, ©2025
(Dec. 3, 2025) — This is a tale from a Parallel Bizarro Earth. On that planet, there has never been a duo that has been as successful a Demolition Derby team such as Amabo and Nedib. Amabo is the Abbott of the team while Nedib plays his Costello. This Band of Buffoons have deliberately used their Presidential powers to kneecap America and we are now waking up to the damage that has been foisted upon us. What is even sadder is that the American public has voted for them even though most feel that Nedib stole his election.
Amabo has been a smooth talker since the moment he became President. That jive actually came out of the side of his mouth. Amabo and his “partner,” Gib Ekim, have always despised the freedom and opportunity that America has bestowed upon all its citizens and were in the game only for themselves. His goal was to corral the people into servitude to local, state and especially the Federal government. Destruction of the Middle Class is the road to perpetual power where there is a lot of The Bottom who bow down to the few at The Top. Citizens would enthusiastically march in a “Yes, Kings” rally to keep people like Amabo in power. Pitting Americans against one another was his first step. Instead of using his historic place in American history to become a race healer, he squandered that opportunity to play Three Card Monte, opening the wound of racism that had been healing for decades.
Two of his long-term goals to herd the indoctrinated into servitude are AmaboCare and the government takeover of student loans. Both serve to impoverish citizens who will vote and demand their New MastersTM save them from the very problems created by Amabo. AmaboCare promised that one could keep their own doctor and health care costs would be lowered by thousands of dollars. Both lies. Uncontrolled subsidies actually go only to the Insurers and not to the Patient.
The student loan debacle is even worse. Government control of the loans made the universities unaccountable for cost control. As a result, tuition has soared to unimaginable heights where graduating students are saddled with up to a half-million dollars of debt before their first day of their professional career. Even worse, universities flush with cash now indoctrinate rather than teach. Having a degree in Advanced Commando Feminism isn’t going to get you a job or a house, Sally. Amabo is a sly guy who is pushing the next generation over a cliff into the abominable mistake of Socialism and Communism. Everyone will suffer except for his uncaring self. After all, he now has his own Netflix special and the cool cash to construct his Brutalist Feudal Castle of a Presidential library.
Perhaps Amabo’s biggest Triumph of the ShillTM was his resurrection of his sidekick Nedib from the political desert to become Vice-President and eventually President. Nedib had been a worthless, do-nothing Senator for thirty-six years. He was a phenomenal shape- shifter from licking the boots of the Ku Klux Klan Senator Robert Byrd to becoming the Grand Marshal for minority rights. There was no position that he couldn’t take depending on the political winds of the moment. His biggest talent was creating a Crime Family that extorted money from friends and adversaries alike. While Amabo played the long game as described earlier, Nedib played fast and furious to destroy the Middle Class, enabling his Democratic Party to seize permanent political power just like the ancient Roman Emperors.
Nedib’s first act was to tear down Trump’s border walls and send an open invitation to the world to invade America’s borders to get a free slice of the pie, no RSVP required. Twenty million came to the party where many were terrorists, drug mules, sex traffickers, child exploiters and things too gross to mention. America is beginning to see the opening acts of Terrorism by some of these invaders. One could rightly say that these Illegal Aliens are actually an invading army which is a treasonable act by Nedib punishable by death.
Nedib was just getting started. He then ordered an anarchistic retreat from Afghanistan where the military bugged out of the country before American civilians. Bagram AFB was secretly abandoned on July 1, 2021 and the military left behind $80 Billion worth of military equipment for the terrorist Taliban. This was a historic act of cowardice. Nedib then allowed 70,000 unvetted Afghans to enter America where some, if not all, harbor Islamic animus towards America. Terrorism has already started to be unleashed with bullets flying in America. What is worse is that it sent a message of weakness to America’s enemies and that Nedib would out-Chamberlain Neville Chamberlain. Putin invaded Ukraine and Hamas invaded Israel as a result. Even Iran got into the act by exuberantly hurrying the development of nuclear weapons.
This tale is about what happened on a Parallel Bizarro Earth as these two buffoons did their utmost to neuter America, the biggest and brightest hope for the world. Democrats use “affordibility” to gain voters when it was Amabo who made colleges and health care unaffordable while Nedib caused the worst inflation in over forty years, making the dollar more worthless. Luckily, it can’t happen here, can it? Obama and Biden would never have done this to the American People, would they? Our only defense is that we have a Trump card to play.