by Thomas Reiner, Quartz Mountain Commentary, ©2025
(Oct. 31, 2025) — Comrades! America is about to embark on a New Day Of FreedomTM by transforming the antiquated bourgeois Democratic Party into the magnificent Socialist Democrat Party. Afterwards when we are fully entrenched, we will only be known as the SDP while purging the unrepentant Democrat dogs such as Schumer out of the Party. We are unstoppable as we are going to provide free buses, free child care, frozen rents, and removal of the fascist NYPD once Chairman Mamdani assumes power in New York City. Who doesn’t like free stuff? Imagine fifty Mamdanis ruling major cities, so join us in dancing to the Mamdani Shuffle.
Our credentials are impeccable. We have liberated the gray-haired white women and AWFL (Affluent White Female Liberal) “No Kings” protestors imprisoned and languishing inside the dark dungeons beneath the Tower of Trump. We are battling the Nazi King, Donald Trump, who shut down the government thirty-one days ago. King Trump refuses to negotiate our demands for spending $1.7 billion, mostly for Illegals, and has slinked away in the middle of the night to find comfort in the arms of his lover Xi Jinping, the head of the CCP. We fully support gay rights, that is, until we are majority Muslim holding rooftop parties. We even have Jews voting for us as we build camps for them.
We support the legions of oppressed undocumented immigrants who bravely stormed the moats of America during the Biden regime. They must be rewarded with free housing, health care, education and most importantly, The Vote. We will have perpetual power unlike the Soviet Union, which denied giving free stuff to its people. We must continue to support our Antifa fighters who burn down the cities of the racists and hurl rocks at the Gestapo ICE agents.
The most important thing for you, dear reader, is to not change your voter registration if you are a Democrat. If you violate our wishes, then you will eventually be discovered and you will be invited to attend our free reeducation classes so you can openly repent your Thought Crimes. In Arizona, this is where you should not go to remove yourself from being a Democrat. Whatever you do, don’t register as an Independent or gasp, a Republican!
https://azmvdnow.gov/guest/customeranonymous/voterregistration/start
The Democratic Party is DOA thanks to AOC who learned her political chops via bartending. She is going to be a fantastic President after King Trump is sent into exile. We tried to assassinate him twice after failing to bankrupt, impeach, convict via kangaroo court and raid him. He will become our new Big Brother when we all practice the Two- Minute Hate broadcast over the MSM. We believe that bullets are better than ballots as the evil of Big Brother and others have already lost the Debate of the Lead. Others will follow because of our rhetoric.
Join us in electing Mamdani. His parents are filthy rich so he personally knows of the evil ways of wealth. Now that Comrade Bernie is purchasing his fourth house, he too knows the evil ways of millionaires and billionaires. They are sacrificing everything for you to help you get free stuff. Don’t let them down.