by Henry, ©2025
(Jul. 17, 2025) — “Black Magic Woman” (3:16)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It has been said that Islam is a ‘Death Cult,’ that any country that allows Muslims is going to have random stabbings, beheadings, rapes, bombings and endless murders for the expressed purpose of introducing Sharia Law where the roving ‘Religious Police’ are the final arbitrators; no ‘arrests, trial, appeals’ entertained. The new government in Syria is doing what Muslims do: slaughtering the innocents. Christians are ‘innocent’; so, too are the Druze. I seems to me that the reason Muslims want to ‘ethnic cleanse’ the Druze is because the Druze will not use the sword to convince people to share their same worldview.
“That’s my opening, and to put it all in perspective, we’ve invited Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky to explain it so we can understand the senselessness of it all.”
“Can’t be done.”
“Pardon me? What can’t be done?”
“Explain why Muslims kill people they’ve never met. Turning one’s back on humanity is what it takes to torture babies to death, as what took place on Oct. 7 The IDF pieced together security footage from that terrible day and has shown it to a select few. I hope the IDF makes that film public so those who wave the ‘Palestinian Flag’ and support Hamas, like what took place at universities and colleges across our land, can see the truth, for once.”
“And you think that would change anyone’s mind about the Muslims?”
“Yes, matter of fact I do, as long as one Muslim (or other) mother has an ounce of compassion, on the outside chance she’ll see reason over insanity, it’ll be worth showing that footage.”
“Maybe some other lame-brain idiot will finally see the truth of what Islam is all about, so release that footage.”
“Why don’t they? I mean, it’s been over a year.”
“They say it’s too graphic, that those who watch it will blame the IDF for sitting on their behinds while the massacre took place, that the Jews go around ‘unarmed’ and are doomed to be forever truly defenseless and helpless.”
So sorry, commercial: “Raunchy” (2:49)
“Do you think they learned their lesson?”
“Not a chance, and neither have we; after all, there’s a Muslim running for the mayor of New York City.”
“They deserve it.”
“No American, or anyone, deserves to have Muslims around.”
“Well, I see that our time has expired so this is Henry, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. There are sliders in the freezer for you while I’m having fresh earthworms with an Alfredo sauce. Meet you out back.”
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