How to Die (RR)

by Henry, ©2025

(Jun. 23, 2025) — “Rain Drops” (2:53)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. This afternoon we visited Miss Bernard’s class in Ormond Beach, FL. Will you please roll the tape?”

“Hello, little kiddies, my name is Henry, and I will be answering your questions.”

“Hello, Henry. My name is Alice, and my question is if we’re going to die, does it make any difference how we die?”

“Hello, Alice, nice to meet you. We all die; that’s a fact of life that none of us can escape. Your question should be, ‘Since we all die, is it possible to have any choice in the matter?’”

“I don’t understand.”

“Then let me spell it out for you. If you smoke cigars, marijuana or cigarettes, the chances of dying by lung cancer are greater than if you didn’t smoke at all.”

“I understand that.”

“If you don’t drink, you’ll never get in a car accident while driving under the influence of alcohol.”

“I understand that, too.”

“Good. Now, if you allow 6 million Muslims in our country, don’t be surprised to be blown to smithereens by a pressure-cooker bomb or a random stabbing attack, or maybe even a rape gang will kidnap you and torture you to death.”

“So what you’re saying is that they may not kill a whole bunch of us at once with a nuclear bomb but may run us over while we wait for the bus, but no matter how they kill us we’ll still be dead; is that right?”

“Yep, dead is dead. And to top it off, they don’t care if they die doing it. Those Muslims who flew those planes into buildings on 9-11 thought they were doing good when in fact all they did was kill themselves and take a few thousand innocent individuals with them.”

“They were very bad people.”

“They were very stupid people, sad to say.”

“The Bible says committing suicide is a sin.”

“Yes, but they committed an even greater sin by not following the ‘Golden Rule.’”

“That’s so sad. They must have been very lonely.”

“Or very crazy, which is what happens when people are taught to hate, like ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’”

“Do you think any of the people they killed ever forgave them? They didn’t know any of the people they murdered, did they?”

“No, they didn’t know any of them any more than those they murdered on Oct. 7th.”

“You mean Muslims are happy murdering people they don’t even know?”

“Yep, happy as a clam.”

“But that’s crazy.”

“And if they had a very, very big bomb…”

“Like a nuclear bomb…”

“They would be just as happy as if they blew up a school bus full of innocent little kiddies.”

“So Trump destroying their nuclear bomb factory won’t stop the killing, will it?”

“I’m afraid not.”

“Then what will stop them?”

“You want to know the truth? Our government sure as heck won’t. You want to talk about a bunch of totally worthless people, talk the Department of Homeland Security and the State Department, completely worthless for putting American lives in danger.”

“By bringing in 6 million Muslims into our country, isn’t that right?”

“Yes, they have endangered every American.”

“But why?”

“Because very few people care about our country anymore, that’s why. People like Senator Chuck Schumer and Representative Ilhan Omar, a Jew and a Muslim, hate our Constitution, hate Trump and MAGA and therefore hate you and me, sad to say.”

“That is so sad. So no nukes doesn’t mean as much as I thought it did at first.”

“I’m afraid not, Alice. They’ll find a way to kill you, nuclear weapons or no nuclear weapons; count on it.”

“Is that why so many of our Veterans kill themselves every day?”

“Yes, I’m afraid so. They see America becoming a THIRD-WORLD MUSLIM CESSPOOL and they can’t stop it. They see Muslims everywhere. Just look at any TV commercial; even for a bank you’ll see a hijab.”

“What can we do?”

“I’m afraid we can’t do much. Oh, we can be armed, but as long as our government refuses to lift a finger and deport our enemy, well, I guess just try and do the best you can under the circumstances.”

“’Circumstances.’ No wonder our Veterans are killing themselves.”

“I’m sorry you feel that way, Alice, but that’s the reality of the day. Will it get better? Will our streets and schools be safer? Only time will tell, but don’t hold your breath. Well, how time flies, which we’re out of. Thank you, Teacher Molly, for letting me talk to the kiddies. Goodnight.

“Good show. I’m having Dragon Fly cake garnished with roasted ants; what about you?”

“Singing the Blues” (3:20)