by Henry, ©2025
(Jun. 17, 2025) —“Summertime” (3:03)
Stand by for a Public Announcement.
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky has an important announcement.
“Thank you, Henry, for the well-thought-out-and-delivered introduction. We now have a toll-free telephone number, XXX-XXX-XXXX, where you will be given the current location wherever Antifa goons congregate and, hopefully, block traffic. We recommend that the responders drive pickup trucks or classic cars with big bumpers such as 1950’s and early 60’s Cadillacs.”
“A nationwide hotline. What a great idea. I like it. And I’m afraid that’s all the time we have. Thank you for watching and we’ll wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good public announcement. The one thing about Antifa that perplexes me, they’re more Fascist then the real Fascists are. Crazy. There’s a box of stale donuts on the break-room table and a carton of fresh bait worms. Let’s chow down out back at the picnic table.”
“Tell Me Why” (2:21)