by Henry, ©2025
(May 25, 2025) — “Free Fallin’” (4:09)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Washington, DC is a gun-free zone. The people who have guns in our nation’s capital are cops and robbers, security guards and psychos, sentries and the deranged. Normal people follow the law and it’s the normal people who fall victim to the carriers of weapons, legal or not. Apparently, the Israeli Embassy couple who were recently gunned down were helpless and unarmed. With us to sort it all out for us is our resident shrink, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky. Welcome aboard, Zork.”
“Thank you for allowing me to explain the obvious which you already did. As Ted Nugent (2:09) says, don’t be ‘UNARMED AND HELPLESS.’ Well, how many times have we said had Laken Riley been armed the chance of her survival would have been as close to 100% as possible? What used to happen was the woman would be afraid to shoot, maybe harm or even kill her attacker, right? Then women got religion and saw the writing on the wall: ‘KILL or be KILLED.’”
“So, the Israelis weren’t armed?”
“Deductive reasoning kind-of points in that direction, wouldn’t you agree?”
“Yes, you’re right.”
“Let’s look at the crime scene with a realistic point of view. First, being a Democratic- controlled city, you automatically know the crime rate is out of control.”
“That’s a given.”
“Secondly, Washington, DC is a sanctuary city, which means that there’s thousands of illegal immigrants who, by definition, are illegal so what’s the difference if they rob, rape and murder? I mean, they already have one strike against them; what’s a few more?”
“Good point.”
“Thirdly, there are millions of Muslims living in the Washington, DC area who hate Jews and Christians and wouldn’t think twice about murdering any one of them at any time. Getting caught or not, what difference could it possibly make?”
“None, I guess.”
“That’s right, a free ticket to Paradise. And lastly, we know — heck, even the dumbest Dem knows — that there are millions of mentally deranged illegal immigrants in our country, and the Fake News devotees who drank the Kool-Aid believe in the hocus-pocus of the ‘Free Palestine’ myth. Add it all together, you got trouble, home-grown or otherwise; what difference does it make? Dead is dead and no matter how you cut it, how you want to explain it all away into ‘La-de-da Land,’ it won’t work. The guy should have been able to protect his woman, and the woman should have been able to protect herself. They didn’t and therefore couldn’t. They were not armed; therefore they were helpless, just as 99% were unarmed and helpless on October 7.”
“What do you suggest?”
“Honestly?”
“Honestly.”
“That 747 that was given to the Department of Defense, which, by the way, needs a name change back to the Department of War, be loaded up with explosives, maybe even a nuclear device, and remotely flown into a ‘Target of Opportunity’ on February 17, 2025, if one more person is murdered by a Muslim anywhere in the world.”
“Works for us.”
“I thought it might.”
“And that’ll do it for this episode of ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. And so, on behalf of Zork, this is Henry wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“You armed? Of course you are. Me? I have weapons that I wish to remain secret. I’ve plenty of free worms in that rubber tree planter over in the corner: my treat.”
[Note to Netanyahu: Go ahead and release the October 7th tapes to silence the naysayers once and for all, please.]
“Lemon Tree” (2:45)
Henry