How Do You Solve a Problem Like Joebamala?

by Thomas Reiner, Quartz Mountain Commentary, ©2025

(May 19, 2025) — There have been triumvirates throughout history, but none have been as venal as Joebamala, the three-headed monster reminiscent of the Japanese Ghidorah of Godzilla fame. Together, it controlled America for twelve years. With the compliance of the MSM (Mostly Slimy Muck) who ran cover of their malfeasance, this three-headed monster led America to a slowly rotating toilet exit down the drain.

These grifters amassed huge fortunes while only earning ample but not unworldly salaries while in office. They have accused America of lacking greatness while one head of the monster was on the take from China and allowing an invading army of 10-12 million to penetrate our wide-open southern border.

His “Mystery of the Autopen” pardons have never been solved. The second head of the monster spoke Cackle which is nothing but a word salad of unconnected mish-mosh English words signifying nothing. The first head of the monster breathed the fire of racism. Ironically, he was elected President by those he accused of being racist. His “oppression” led to the ownership of three multi-million-dollar mansions.

The monster of Joebamala unleashed the spigot of mediocrity, victimhood and Communist ideology of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) which taught that one can get ahead solely by being a member of a “protected class.” CRT (Critical Race Theory) rose high on the pulpit spewing the gospel of racism and hatred. The result was that cities burned, Americans were murdered and looting was sanctified while the police were defanged.

Too many Americans supported Joebamala, becoming infected with a resemblance of the Cordyceps fungus from “The Last of Us.” They attempted to spread their pestilence of thought to others with the compliance of the MSM. The Pravda-lite taxpayer-funded NPR spread propaganda and lies. It was discovered that the editorial staff consists of 87 Democrats and zero Republicans. They will now have to raise their own rubles.

So how do you solve a problem like Joebamala? Joebamala was driving America towards collapse and being sucked into World War III. Luckily, the clouds subsided and Donald Trump, the Kaos Kleaner, was duly elected by an overwhelming majority of the Electoral College and Popular vote. Big beautiful things immediately began to happen.

MEI (Merit, Excellence, Intelligence) is replacing DEI. Military recruitment is soaring. $10+ trillion of foreign investment is helping rebuild America which will benefit workers. The border is closed to illegal immigration. Wars are avoided or hot ones have both sides negotiating. The world is learning to respect America once again after the devastation caused by Joebamala.

That three-headed monster has now become three distinctly anachronistic soon-to-be forgotten entities. One is constantly criticized on a podcast by his ungrateful nagging wife. The “Wake Woke”^TM now laugh at him behind his back. Another one is riddled with dementia who likes to lick ice cream and sniff little girls. The “last of them” will become the next Governor of California. 

Joebamala is gone but the damage is done. America needs to disinfect the fungal-infected walls of Congress and part of the Supreme Court while Democrats want to lip-lock with MS-13.