by Roving Reporter, ©2025
(Mar. 31, 2025) — “I’m Tore Down” (2:40)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For the second time in less than 100 years, France has been the victim of internal strife. During World War II it was the Vichy, while today it’s the Globalists. Either way the normal patriotic French citizens are regulated to the status of ‘French Resistance’ fighters with all the accolades associated with them, such as arrests and tickets to prison; just reference the fate of Marine Le Pen. With us to explain it to us is James Kincade, the ‘Associate Director of the Department of the Truth and Surprises.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And thank you for having me on your most wonderful show. I’ve been a fan of yours since the sidewalk interviews. And I really must congratulate you on teaming up with The P&E for those of us who miss you on TV.”
“Yes, we are very fortunate to have a voice on the Internet. So, what’s going on with the EU, specifically France?”
“Back to the old saying, ‘If the camel gets his nose in the tent, the rest of him will soon follow.’ If you let Muslims into your country, beheaded Christians, Jews, Hindus and all the other nonbelievers will follow.”
“I think any rational person would understand at least that much.”
“Don’t hold your breath. Have Omar and the rest of her clan been deported? No, they have not. The Muslim Brotherhood is allowed to flourish in the United States, just as they have in the EU. The Fascists are alive and well on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean. You say we won WWII; I say look around you and then give me your honest answer.”
“I see what you see. All your readers see the Muslim Attorney General of Minnesota, Keith Ellison; the Muslim representatives Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar and the Muslim Brotherhood’s mouthpiece, Council of Islamic-American Relations, CAIR, flourishing. And therein lies the joke. ‘Honor Killings’ are nothing but premeditated murder, and CAIR is a prelude to the birth of an Islamic Caliphate* by trashing the Constitution. We let the camel in and we lack the brains and the desire to save ourselves. No wonder our enemies hold us in such contempt since we aren’t even brave enough to protect our womenfolk.”
“Well, all I can say is we pride ourselves on reporting the truth and you sure did it. Any last thoughts?”
“Just one. If any guy in my high school would want to be in a girls’ locker room, his classmates would, let me put it this way, ‘persuade’ him to change his mind. Mental illness needs to be treated, not encouraged.”
“I see that our time has expired so this is your Roving Reporter, along with our featured guest, James Kincade, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Islamic Caliphate: I ask you, is Trump aware of the danger we are in as long as one Muslim is within our borders?]
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