The Best Week of the 21st Century

“We are un-Bidened from what has been.” – Unknown

by Thomas Reiner, Quartz Mountain Commentary, ©2025

(Jan. 28, 2025) — It feels as if we have awakened from a bad dream, in fact a nightmare of horrendous proportions. Every direction one looks is proof that America is already a better country with President Trump in power for only a single week. He took the oath of office merely eight days ago and gave Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. a first-class, one-way ticket on the Pardon Train to Oblivion.

America is now living in an intense Trump gravitational field where time dilation has made one week more productive than the entire previous four years of Biden/Harris incompetence. The Democratic Party of Mordor began crumbling into insignificance and anarchy once Trump and his loyal sidekick Vance climbed Mt. American Doom last November and tossed the RingLeader of the Biden Crime Family into the “You’re Fired of Insignificance.”

America is beginning to suspect that there exist multiple Trumps as it seems he is doing his job simultaneously in multiple places. He appears in North Carolina, bringing comfort to the longsuffering victims from Hurricane Helene who had been FEMAtosed by incompetence, and then, poof, he magically lands in California mere hours later with the lapdog Grewsome wagging his tail alone on the tarmac begging for doggy treats. The day before, Obi-wan Trump’s visage appeared in Davos, Switzerland to tell the European Oligarchs that their jig is up. Most of these EU, really PU Richy Riches silently sat on their hands and refused to clap. Last night he was speaking at the GOP Conference in Florida and has been all over Washington, DC doing great things. He even rolled into a Vegas casino to encourage more winning to the Rollers!

What President Trump has accomplished is startling in just seven days. Sit back and buckle up while some are enumerated. The southern and northern borders are now closed to Illegal Entry. The Mexican Cartels, who murder more than 100,000 Americans annually with Fentanyl, 300,000 missing children, major in sex trafficking and smuggle terrorists into America are now labeled Terrorists. Deportation roundups and flights are occurring. The Columbian Revolutionary President folded his cards in less than 30 minutes to allow deportation flights. The External Revenue Service is being created to impose Tariffs while incentivizing “Build in America” to avoid those taxes. DOGE is already uncovering reckless spending. The J6 political prisoners have been pardoned and released with the hope that the real criminal, Nancy Pelosi, will be charged with fomenting the so-called gunless Insurrection. DEI is DOA and Meritocracy is spreading throughout the military, public and private sectors. America has withdrawn from the WHO and even the CIA admits what most of us have known for years: that China released Covid-19 which was created in the Wuhan Lab and murdered tens of millions of people. Soldiers who stood up and refused the questionable vax jab are being reinstated with back pay. The Green New Scam, EV mandates and the Paris Climate Accord are null and void which takes the shackles off America promoting economic growth and freedom. Trump has declared a National Energy Emergency to unlock oil, minerals and energy reserves. One benefit of this is that Russia and Iran will hurtle towards bankruptcy which will stop the Ukraine War and hobble world terrorism. Hamas Hostages are starting to return to the Free World. Speaking of Free, Free Speech is returning which is a hallmark of America. Tax cuts to stimulate the economy are coming. Deregulation allows the businesses that Biden choked to now breathe more freely. The War against Conservatism is soundly lost and Justice For All is reinstituted. Best of all, America gets a Twofer: there are only two genders! A dialogue for Greenland and the Panama Canal has started. More Sounds of Freedom are on the way.

If President Trump can accomplish this in a mere 168 hours, then imagine the greatness America will achieve in a month, in a year, and in four years. After President Trump, we will have President Vance, maybe President Lara Trump and then President Barron Trump! The future’s so bright we will need our shades. This really has been the best week of the 21st century.