by Don Fredrick, The Complete Obama Timeline, ©2024
(Sep. 13, 2024) — Cats! I want some dinner
Dogs! Not just any dinner
Birds! You know I want some dinner
Pets! Pets! Pets!
Before I got here I was hungry ev’ry day
Never bought no groceries ’cause I had no cash to pay
But now those days are gone, my stomach never aches
I just go down and grab some ducks from nearby ponds and lakes
Dogs and cats and birds are all around
And they’re easy as can be to catch and drown
’Cause they’re running loose in this Ohio town
So I’ve told my folks back home to come on down
It’s so easy to feed, feed me!
My life has changed so much since Harris flew me in
Driving uninsured and running lights with all my Haitian kin
EBT for milk and bread, and neighbors pay my rent
Rest assured that Harris gets my vote for president
Dogs and cats and birds are all around
And they’re easy as can be to catch and drown
’Cause they’re running loose in this Ohio town
So I’ve told my folks back home to come on down
It’s so easy to feed, feed me!
