by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Jun. 1, 2023) — “Sukiyaki” (3:07)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It wasn’t that long ago when Japan could be admired for its politicians having even a little bit of common sense, nowadays not so much. From a country that pulled itself up by the bootstraps after World War II to the latest disappointment, Japan has joined the ranks of failed nations across the globe, most notably Sweden, Germany, France, England, and the United States. Here to sort it all out for us is a retired State Department employee, Frank Wainwright. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Mr. Wainwright.”
“Thank you for inviting me to be on your most prestigious show, Roving. It certainly is a thrill to be here; why, I saw the Chief in the lobby on the way in, and wasn’t that Madam Shylock out in the parking lot? I can’t believe I’m at the center of it all.”
“Yes, it is rather exciting when you see it all for the very first time, I’m sure. So you’re retired from the rat race.”
“Retired – let’s see, now – three years ago the day before yesterday this time three — no, make that four — weeks ago.”
“Congratulations. What did you do?”
“As little as possible, trust me. You see, a government employee isn’t supposed to actually generate anything new; all we’re supposed to do is move papers from the ‘IN’ box to the ‘OUT’ box.”
“But surely you must’ve done something. What was your title?”
“‘Head of Terrorist Organizations in the Far East,’ and also New Zealand.”
“That sure as heck covers a lot of square miles. What did you do?”
“What I did was rubber-stamp the letters ‘CCP’ with red ink on every paper that came in, but during the last decade or so — all of a sudden, it seemed — vacant grocery stores in Japan suddenly morphed into mosques, believe it or not.”
“No way. Japan?”
“Yes, that’s exactly what I thought so I took a fact-finding tour to see for myself.”
“And?”
“It was true. Any empty grocery store was immediately transformed into an armory, or mosque. I even took some photos for proof.”
“So what happened to the Japanese people? I know they’re not dumb, not like the Swedes and the German, English, French and the Americans who just let anybody in. What happened?”
“Truthfully? I blame it on that earthquake and the tsunami of March 11, 2011. It’s as good a reason as any other, I suppose. Sad, really sad if you ask me.”
“I am asking you.”
“Then I’ll tell you: it’s really sad how the Japanese government is bringing death and destruction upon its own people. I mean, it’s one thing if Mother Nature brings death and destruction, but to go out of your way and import Muslims to — well, all I can say is to wrap it up in one word: sad.”
“Yes, it sure as heck seems so. Okay, on behalf of our featured guest, Mr. Wainwright, this is your Roving Reporter wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Have you noticed there are fewer safe havens today than yesterday? Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Note: I was stationed in Japan where I learned Judo. I really liked Japan, wonderful people. I wish them the very best because they sure as heck don’t need what the Muslims bring: death and destruction.]
“Sayonara” (2:18)
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