by Chief New Leaf, ©2022
(Jul. 21, 2022) —
When times are bad,
Garage sales are good.
When times are good,
Traipsing to garage sales is a waste of time.
When times are bad,
Ammo cases on sale sell out.
When times are good,
You can’t give ammo cases away.
If you are vaxxed,
You can’t buy life insurance.
If you’ve kept your wits,
Buy life insurance at a discount.
When times are bad,
So is the collector car market.
When times are good,
Classic cars sell at a premium.
When times are good,
A first date at an expensive restaurant is the norm.
When times are bad,
Nice restaurants are out of business.
When times are good,
The anniversary present is what the wife was expecting.
When times are bad,
The wife says, “You paid a dollar for this card?!”
When times are good,
People take freedom for granted.
When times are bad,
Most finally realize how good they had it.