by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022
(May 26, 2022) — Following the senseless and horrific murders of 19 (thus far) innocent children, along with two (thus far) of their courageous teachers, in the unfolding Uvalde, Texas massacre, America’s leftists wasted exactly zero time in rushing forward to be the first to politicize the tragedy. Remember what Rahm Emanuel said: “Never let a serious crisis go to waste.”
While Robert “Beto” (“do-these-pants-make-me-look-fat?”) O’Rourke led the charge with his lunatic – but entirely typical and cynical – crashing of Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s press conference to report and console on the tragedy, the gold medal for week-old port-a-potty bilge goes to the nation’s Second Usurper-in-Chief, the “SUC,” Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.
That piece of… work… – who had warned us before the 2020 “election” of the current Goofball-in-Chief’s propensity to “foul” things up – had the classless and heartless temerity to “tweet” this road apple: “As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.” Really? Seriously?
The SUC actually has the huevos to suggest that, even before the ripped and torn bodies of 8, 9 and 10-year-old innocent children are identified and drop to room temperature, we should take the time to remember a guy who on his own initiated a cascade of events resulting in his demise by trying to pass a counterfeit $20 bill? That guy? Give me a huge and lingering break.
Memo to the SUC: what relationship exists, exactly, between the unspeakable horrors that unfolded in Uvalde and the demise of a guy who thought he could pass a counterfeit Jackson, then resisted arrest after the shopkeeper called the police? I’ll wait.
Oh…, sorry…, my bad. I forgot that you are likely only following the advice of your former Chief of Staff, Monsieur Emanuel, regarding the value of crises. You, sir, are a disgraceful, usurping loser, and a sore one at that. When you were advising others to never underestimate the Goof’s ability to “%!#* things up,” you “forgot” to include your own identity in the warning.
It is unlikely that you will delete your thoughtless “tweet” – the damage is done – as that would telegraph acknowledgment that you had yourself “%!#*ed” up. In the meantime, you and your spouse will no doubt continue to enjoy the presidential pension you receive, funded, of course, with taxes paid by, among others, the parents of the deceased Children of Uvalde. You jerk.