Spread the love

by Joseph DeMaio, ©2021                                 

(Aug. 16, 2021) — OK, the Goofball returned from Camp David today to deliver to the American public an explanation for the rapidly metastasizing situation in Afghanistan.  A nothing burger from a rodeo food truck has more substance than the deflective narrative he coughed up. 

His prepared remarks, read robotically from a single teleprompter, are preserved here.  Note that the video runs for a full 45-plus minutes, with periodic “We will begin shortly” messages, before the Goof enters the room and makes it – unassisted, yet – to the podium.  The “dead space” on the video is longer than the speech he delivered.

He wasted no time at all deflecting blame to the Trump Administration and a “defective” Afghan government.  But he made sure everyone knew the “Scranton Kid” was not going to offload the 20-year Afghanistan war onto a fifth president.  Nope.  What courage…, what resolve…, what rubbish.

He of course neglected to mention – no doubt it slipped his mind, as do a lot of other things – that the Obama-Biden Regime did exactly that in 2017 when President Trump took office.  President Trump “inherited” the mess from the Obama-Biden cabal, the very act that the Goof said he was not going to inflict upon another president.  This loon is looking more and more like the true “common enemy” of the Republic discussed here.

In perhaps the most feckless and patently false tidbit of misinformation of the whole speech, following acknowledgment that events on the ground unfolded “more rapidly” than anticipated, he rhetorically asked: “what happened?”  His answer: “Well, Afghanistan political leaders gave up, and fled the country.”

Gave up?  Seriously? 

Memo to the Goofball: after you announced that you were virtually immediately, after 20 years, pulling the plug on American air and materiel support within but a week or so – emboldening the Taliban enemy, abandoning and betraying Afghanis throughout the country – what, exactly, did you expect the political leaders to do?  If all of your Secret Service protectors suddenly decided to go on vacation, leaving you to fend for yourself…, would you stick around?  Not likely.

The mainstream media will no doubt try to sugar-coat the situation and continue to run cover for the Goof.  Rumors continue circulating on the Internet (where everything is true) that CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, the Gray Trollop and the WaPo have collectively placed an order for a year’s worth of cosmetic with “Pig Lipstick, Inc.” based in Shanghai.  They are getting a discount for volume.

The Goof should either resign or the folks around him should start serious discussions about invocation of the 25th Amendment, because daily – and sometimes hourly – it becomes increasingly clear that he is unequivocally unfit for the presidency.  As President Trump has suggested, he really should resign.  By sundown.  Today. 

WikimediaImages, Pixabay

But that won’t happen: the cargo ship with the lipstick is reportedly still being loaded in Shanghai.  However, unconfirmed reports suggest that a chartered 747 cargo jet is now en route to the United States following the Goof’s Afghanistan remarks, fully loaded with scarlet-red product for rapid application to the “reports” and “stories” chronicling his brilliant speech by mainstream “journalists.”  And yes, the pilots are wearing masks, if only to diffuse the stench of hypocrisy in the cabin.

3 Comments
Newest
Oldest
Dennis Becker
Tuesday, August 17, 2021 3:13 PM

In 2017 the Taliban controlled 1/3rd of Afghanistan.

“The Taliban now control more than a third of the country and traditionally there is an upsurge in violence as Afghanistan’s bitter winter comes to an end: the so-called “fighting season”.”

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39705124

Dennis Becker
Tuesday, August 17, 2021 2:22 PM

“Memo to the Goofball: after you announced that you were virtually immediately, after 20 years, pulling the plug on American air and materiel support within but a week or so – emboldening the Taliban enemy, abandoning and betraying Afghanis throughout the country – what, exactly, did you expect the political leaders to do? If all of your Secret Service protectors suddenly decided to go on vacation, leaving you to fend for yourself…, would you stick around? Not likely.“”

Maybe Trump should not have insisted on the release of 5000 Taliban prisoners. Which is twice the number of US troops he left in the country.

“The release of 5,000 Taliban prisoners, which the United States agreed to in a February deal with the insurgents that also began the phased withdrawal of American troops, faced opposition from the Afghan government, which is holding the prisoners. After prolonged pressure from the Trump administration, Mr. Ghani released 4,600 prisoners from a list provided by the Taliban but called for consultations over 400, who he said were accused or convicted of major crimes, including murder, that were beyond his authority to pardon.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/09/world/asia/afghanistan-taliban-prisoners-peace-talks.html

“The Taliban commander overseeing an assault on the key southern city of Lashkargah is one of 5,000 former prisoners released by the Afghan government last year under pressure from the U.S., Afghan and Western officials say.”

https://www.wsj.com/articles/taliban-commander-who-led-attack-on-afghan-city-was-released-from-prison-last-year-officials-say-11628010527

Bob Russell
Tuesday, August 17, 2021 10:41 AM

joe dementia is a liar and a pervert who likes touching little girls inappropriately, always has been, but gets away with both because he is a devildemocommiecrat, one of satan’s chief minions in America!!!!!!!!!!