by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021
(May 9, 2021) — “She’s Got You” (3:01)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re at a truck stop in Iowa and it’s downright cold in the middle of May, just as it is downright difficult to find a truck driver who speaks English. Excuse me, ‘Does anyone speakee English?!’
“Did you see that? Thirty seconds ago this place was packed. but now you could roll a bowling ball down any aisle and not hit a thing. Well, there’s the checkout girl at the cash register.”
“Read the sign, mister.”
“Oh, cash only. Why’s that?”
“Because a truck stop is the mecca of hacking, that’s why, and nothing is more valuable than a truck company’s credit card.”
“Sell a lot of tires?”
“Now why do you ask that?”
“Because half the tractors and trailers in the lot out there had bald tires, that’s why. Wait a sec while we throw in this short commercial.”
“Gimme Shelter” (1:52)
“Okay, go ahead.”
“Oh, well, that’s normal for the trucks from south of the border. Used to be the trucks had to pass a safety inspection, but no more: bald retreads are the norm of the day. Border Patrol used to check licenses and insurance but that’s long past.”
“You worked here long? I mean, you seem to know a lot about these truckers from all over.”
“See this holster on my hip? Pepper spray. This big red button here next to my hand; and, look, one here on the floor? Gives off a loud siren located on top of the four-story ‘Friendly Truck Stop’ sign next to the Interstate out front in case any of these creeps tries something.”
“No way. Ever push any of them?”
“Are you kidding? If I had a thousand dollars for every time I hit one of those red buttons, I’d be able to live next door to President Trump down in Florida.”
“So, can you spot one of these molesters quickly?”
“Are you joking? One look, that’s all it takes; trust me. But they like them young, the creeps.”
“But you’re young; I mean, you just graduated from high school, right?”
“Wrong: I just graduated from junior college so I’m not as young as I used to be. Was a time I was hittin’ one of those red buttons six times a day; now I’m lucky to hit it once during an eight-hour shift.”
“You mean ‘unlucky,’ don’t you?”
“That’s what I meant. How can I help you?”
“I work for ‘Pulse,’ the most popular show…”
“’In its time slot.’ Us Iowans know all about ‘Pulse of the Nation’ and Roving Reporter, the creep, always badmouthing people from Iowa. Which one are you?”
“Professor Zorkophsky. Roving acted that way only because Iowa has the lowest high school graduation rate of the country.”
“So?”
“Doesn’t bother me. Care to make any comment or share an observation with us?”
“Sure, why not?”
“Great, let’s break for a quick commercial first.”
“Forever and Ever, Amen” (3:39)
“And we’re back with the counter person at a truck stop here in Iowa who is going to tell us — what are you going to tell us?”
“I just want to say that Steve Bannon keeps on saying he wants to get to the bottom of the Deep State’s election fraud of November 3rd, as if that’s the Holy Grail, but I disagree.”
“Okay, what do you think he should do?”
“Oh, don’t get me wrong; he’s doing the right thing; I mean, we all know that Trump won, but what I mean is that his goal should be from ‘Square One,’ is all I’m saying. I mean, he has all these people and resources; why doesn’t he go after the jugular of the Deep State?”
“That’s a good question if you can tell us what the Deep State’s jugular is?”
“Exposing Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, as the fraud that he is. Obama is the kingpin; knock him over and the whole house of cards, the whole Deep State, will collapse, come tumbling down on everyone’s head: Harry Reid, Pelosi, Schumer, CNN, The New York Times, FBI, Department of Justice, even the Joint Chiefs of Staff and their involvement in prolonging our troops’ deployment in the Middle East, specifically Afghanistan, all of them and all of it exposed for all to see, for once. I say it’s about time, and this fraud of an election is just the starting point: not the end point, not the conclusion.”
“Okay, then, what is the conclusion?”
“Has to be jail time; that’s the only solution. Send Obama and Biden to GITMO and all the rest to federal penitentiaries. Everyone who committed voter fraud needs to be sent away for a very long time. Anyway, you asked and I just told you what I think. My shift is over; nice to have talked with you, ‘Zork.’”
“How did you…? Oh, she watches the show. And that’ll do it for us and so I’d like to wish each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, don’t you think? Burger time: my treat.”
“Shining Star” (4:39)