April 22, 2021
Senator Bernie Sanders
332 Dirksen Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Dear Senator Sanders:
I have a favor to ask of you. My Christian and Muslim buddies ask me why you don’t defend Israel and the Jewish people. My Jewish buddies just shake their heads in dismay at the things you say about Israel. I cannot in good conscience defend your actions.
The favor is please tell everyone you do not practice Judaism and thus not a Jew. That would be so good for the Jewish people at large to know that we are not associated with you. Several of my Christian friends suggested this to me and I think it is a great idea. That way you can spout all your anti-Semitic diatribes and the public will write it you off as just another Jew hater, which of course you have been for some time.
Upon graduating from the University of IL I enlisted in the Marines, declined an offer to apply for jet fighter pilot school and served in the ranks. The hate full Jew talk stopped after I knocked a couple of Jew haters on their butts. In the 1970’s I led our local Jewish Defense League and worked very closely with the undercover cops in our city. We licked the streets up with the Jew haters and the undercover cop I worked with said the Nazis and the Klan, where he had confidential informants, could not get their heads around being beaten up by Jews.
I hope you will retire soon and go live in Russia where as a Communist you, Comrade Sanders will be right at home. I’d say G-d Bless you, but I don’t want you think I am an extremist.