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by OPOVV, ©2020

Apache Chief Geronimo, public domain

(Jun. 10, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re at the Naval Station Great Lakes to try and find out how far the NAVY is willing to go to be politically correct. Hello, my name is Roving, and with me is Captain Ness who will answer our questions to the best of his ability; isn’t that correct, Captain?”

“I’m sorry but I have to take the 5th.”

“But you just said, before we went live, that you would cooperate with us to the best of your ability; isn’t that correct?”

“But I am doing my best and my best is that I have ‘no comment,’ although if I went ‘off-the-record’ I’d say that the top brass are out of their gourd to ban the Confederate Flag, I mean, what’s next, ban paratroopers from yelling Geronimo!’ when they jump out of planes?”

“Excuse me, Captain, but this just came in.”

“Read it for us, if you would, please, Yeoman.”

“Aye-aye, Sir: Effective immediately, the word ‘Geronimo’ shall not be used when jumping out of airplanes.”

“Excuse me, Roving, I stand corrected. I guess next we won’t be able refer to a ship as a she.’

“Excuse me, Captain, but we just got another one of those urgent messages from the Secretary of the Navy.”

“Go ahead and read it, Yeoman.”

“Aye-aye, Sir: Effective immediately, all ships will be gender-neutral.”

“I’m becoming more and more speechless as I become more and more unglued, Roving.”

“Then let me ask you about the men and women in your command: are they smart enough to know what’s going on or do they believe in the lies and the hype from the mainstream media?”

“Excuse me, Captain, but we just got another one of those messages, this time marked ‘Really urgent’ from the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Would the Captain like me to read it?”

“By all means, Yeoman; read away.”

“Aye-aye, Sir: Effective immediately, the press will be barred from all military bases. Refer all questions to the Information Desk at the Pentagon.”

“Welcome to the New World Order, Roving. If you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my office while the SP’s escort you off the base — oops! Campus.”

“Thanks, Captain, for letting us watch the world collapse in front of our eyes. Let’s break for a commercial.”

Commercial: “In the Mood” (3:06)

“Remember that song, Where Have All the Flowers Gone’ (3:56)? If it were written today the title would be, ‘Where Have All the Men Gone,’ because I sure as heck don’t see any in any of the cities controlled by the Dems, do you?”

“Are you addressing me, sir?”

“Yes. What happened to Right vs. Wrong? The mob is fickle, is it not?”

“The mob is under-educated and overly-stimulated.”

“What does the mob want?”

“What all mobs want: pleasure without patience; riches without work; and longevity without payment.”

“So if the mob is unread and gullible, what’s the solution?”

“Do you want the answer sugarcoated or in plain-speak?”


Russian protesters, Feb. 1917, U.S. public domain; photo exceeds author’s lifetime + 70 years

“Mobs must be nipped in the bud, for to allow the mob to bloom is to welcome a 1917 Russian Revolution. The guilty must be rounded up and sent to prison; prisons without drugs, to be run as the Japanese run prisons: no parole board; infractions extend the sentence. And no Islam propaganda allowed. Clear?”

“That was sugarcoated? What does it sound like in plain-speak?”

“The same, word-for-word.”

“What does the mob want?”

“You mean ‘they who are pulling the strings?’ They want Trump out of there because he put a wrench in the cash flow:  you know, money from China flowing into the campaign coffers of the Dems. The Deep State is alive and well, Roving; best you remember that. Show no mercy, for they will surely show none.”

“Interesting, is it not? And that’ll do it for us, and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

Oh What a Night” (3:20)


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