WHILE “RIOTS” DESTROY AMERICA
by OPOVV, ©2020
(Jun. 5, 2020) — “You got any fours?”
“You asked me that the last time.”
“And?”
“I didn’t have any then and I don’t have any now.”
“But that was then and this in now: now you don’t have any fours, and that’s all I wanted to know, the here and the now.”
“I quit.”
“But you can’t quit.”
“Why, because I don’t have any fours? Five bucks says you ask me that the next time.”
“Impossible bet since you already forfeited. You quit, remember? And because you turned tail and ran, I won. I am now the King of Fish.”
“You know what I’ll do? I’ll give you the biggest insult imaginable, that’s what I’ll do. And I’ll even give you a warning before I do: get ready for it. You ready? You remind me of my ex-wife.”
“That was pretty bad, but I’m still the King and, from this day forward, you’re a subject of mine.”
“A subject? Are you for real? Okay, let’s make me a subject. Give me five bucks for a welfare benefit and go buy me some ice cream in lieu of Food Stamps.”
“So did you catch the news tonight?”
“You mean they got the ice cream machine working? Yep, I got that.”
“No, I mean back in the States: another night of riots, that’s what.”
“What the heck do they want? What’s the end game?”
“Depends on who you ask, that’s what. I’m a total loser, so ask me why I’m rioting.”
“Why are you rioting?”
“Because I got nothing better to do.”
“But rioting takes effort and I know you don’t have any.”
“Maybe I riots for the free stuff.”
“Did you say ‘riots’? What the heck does that mean?”
“It means if you riot three days in a row you get to use the word ‘riots,’ so there.”
“Are you trying to tell me that you’re stupid?”
“Smart people riot? No, smart people do not riot, only dumb people who believe that rioting will get them somewhere.”
“And why not? It worked in Los Angeles, didn’t it? The mayor said he’d take money from The Man and give it to the disenfranchised.”
“The who?”
“You know who.”
“So the riots were nothing more than a shakedown?”
“And the libs believed every word; why, they even had them donating the guilty out of jail, the fools.”
“Played them like the fools they are. Next they’ll say Trump started the fires. Why do they have to make stealing Rolexes political?”
“So next week the cops arrest a shoplifter and guess what? He’s wearing a $10,000 Rolex watch. ‘Where’d you get that watch?’ ‘That watch is mine.’ Be the eighth wonder of the world. Quick, call the Guinness Book of World Records: some kid who never worked a day in his life got himself a Rolex.”
“So where does the BLM nonsense enter the picture?”
”It’s part of the shakedown formula: use words as you would use bullets, like ‘white privilege.’”
“You lost me there: look at us, we’re white and we’re guarding a pile of rocks in Afghanistan.”
“Right; somewhere along the line that ‘privilege’ word lost all of its meaning.”
“Here come our replacements. We’re out of here.”
“Love Me” (2:44)