“A LONG SERIES OF WAKE-UP CALLS”
by OPOVV, ©2020
(Jan. 28, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place that saves everyone time from searching what you’ll hear here first. That’s right: if you hear it here you don’t have to hear it anywhere else. Glad you’re here with us as we interview some of our neighbors as they go about their day. That’s right, we’re back on our corner, under the awning, across the street from the train station about to waylay this young man. Excuse me, Roving for ‘Pulse,’ the show that lays it out. So, got a minute? Be on TV.”
“On TV? Oh, so that squirrel she’s holding on the end of that stick is a microphone. And that’s your television camera? Are you people on a low budget or what?”
“You’re not so funny, you know. Ever pay Workers’ Comp? Well, you’re looking at three employees of an award-winning TV show.”
“I bet. And who gives out the awards, you?”
“Just tell us your name and your pet peeve of the day? Could you do that for us without the ad-libbing?”
“I’ll try. My name is Adam and my pet peeve is my fellow citizens can’t seem to understand simple deductive reasoning.”
“Oh, I agree wholeheartedly, but could you give us a for-instance?”
“Well, now, it all depends how far back in history you want to go. My thesis paper was the history of the presidency to wage war, specifically Thomas Jefferson dealing with the Barbary Pirates.”
“So you’re a college professor?”
“No, I’m a house-painter. I tried the academic life but I found it a little too cloistered for my liking: I mean, toe the party line bit. And like everything else, there are good and not-so-good painters. I like to think I’m the best. Here, let me show you: looks like a regular briefcase but let’s look inside and, presto!”
“Why, these are the most beautiful brushes I’ve ever seen. And the handles are gold?”
“Gold leaf: they’re just for show to get a job and they’ve never failed me. Never used them, really; from Italy. Cost a fortune. I bought them when I was in the Navy as a lowly Lieutenant JG. Best investment I ever made.”
“Fascinating. So what’s an example of deductive reasoning?”
“If, for instance, a people leave a calling card that doesn’t change for a millennia, what makes anyone think they’ll change their modus operandi anytime soon?”
“What people?”
“Well, if the Norwegians were still raiding the coasts of the British Isles and Europe, I’d say them, but since they’re not still raiding I’ll say the Muslims, okay? Look, it’s nothing against them; it’s just what they do, have done, and what we can expect them to continue to do. Do you follow me?”
“Deductive reasoning.”
“Yes. They move in and the next thing is that the quality of life goes downhill. Molestations, rapes and murders increase; people get sick because they bring in all kinds of diseases that we eradicated here years ago. We got rid of TB, whooping cough and a myriad of other very bad stuff but, you see, Muslims don’t believe in vaccines so they still get polio and other stuff, which makes it hard for us.”
“Is there more?”
“According to their MO, if you have a daughter that is younger than 15, the chances that she will be a victim of a Muslim rape gang – like they have in England, Sweden, Germany, France, and every other country where Muslims have immigrated to – is pretty high, close to 80%, the same as Sweden.”
“So if we know this, why do we have any Muslims in our country?”
“Because nobody cares. Look at Australia and their bush fires: they catch the people responsible and they give them a cot and three hots a day. Give me a break.”
“And we’re just as bad?”
“Picture this. You have a baby snake in a box and it stays in the box because it’s small, but when it gets older it’ll be able to slither out of the box and then what? Same with Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib and all the other Muslims in America: sooner or later the Constitution will be under attack, and it’s happening now. Footbaths and prayer rooms; accommodations for sojourns to Mecca; free speech curtailed for fear of being accused of Islamophobia; hijabs and then burqas; the cancelling of Valentine’s Day and anything that has to do with women’s rights.”
“So if we know what’s coming, how come we haven’t kicked them all out?”
“The truth is we care about our future as much as the Australians* care about the people and all the other life forms that burned to death: we don’t. The Australians read the arsonist** their rights and give them free dental while we welcome another couple of thousand more Muslims into America every day. Deductive reasoning, Roving: you either deal with the problem forthwith or it’ll fester out of control. And here’s my train. Bye.”
“Well, that was short. And that’ll do it for us, and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Well, you can’t doubt his reasoning, now, can you? Burger time: my treat.”
[*Australians: not to disparage the Australians, but I use the example of their devastating brush fires as a too-for-real metaphor of the real honest-to-goodness problem of Muslim invasion, the same thing happening all over the world. The attack on Western Civilization is a very real thing and this editorial is just another in a long series of wake-up calls on, sorry to say, deaf ears, I think. How many times do we hear about Imams advocating violence against the West, including setting fires? Just look at what Israel has had to put up with for the past 50 years and then some. What we have wrought upon ourselves we only have ourselves to blame, for we have always known what kind of evil Islam is.]
[**arsonist: they’re like child molesters, they’ll never stop. At the minimum, lock them up for life.]
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