“ANOTHER WIN FOR THE CONSTITUTION”
by OPOVV , ©2018
(Sep. 28, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one-stop news source. Hello, my name is Roving, and we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s office here at the university. Maybe I should just say ‘Professor Zork’ before he interrupts us like he always does. Anyway, we’re here to ask the eminent psychologist and best-selling author his take on the Senate hearings on the sexual allegations against Judge Brett Kavanaugh by Christine Blasey Ford. Okay, Professor Zork, what was your take on the Senate hearings today?”
“Please, Roving, call me ‘Zork’; there’s no need to be so formal.”
“What do you say we break for a commercial to give me a chance to get back on track?”
“Washington Square” ( 2:45)
“And we’re back with Zork to ask him about the Senate Supreme Court hearing today. What happened?”
“America rose up from the depths of the worst kind of character assassination to the height of righteousness; it was that bad and that good. And it all lies at the foot of just one person: Sen. Dianne Feinstein from California.”
“What about this Ford character?”
“No account.”
“Well, what was your take on it?”
“Judge Kavanaugh was a picture of a man who was cornered and came out fighting and wasn’t going to stop until he won the day, and win the day he did. And I dare anyone to say they didn’t get choked up watching a man overflowing with indignation with what the MeToo/ANTIFA/and the Left Wing Loonies/Democrats did to his wife and especially his two little girls: threatened them with violence.”
“Well, you sure can’t blame him.”
“No, you can’t.”
“So where did the leak come from?”
“Feinstein, who and where else?”
“She should be censured.”
“But the Senate protects their own, now don’t they? Look how they protected the murderer, Ted Kennedy?”
“So do you think Kavanaugh will be approved?”
“Without a doubt. And on top of that, every Republican and Independent will vote Republican in the midterms.”
“No Blue Wave?”
“Not a chance.”
“Anything more to add?”
“Only that the Democrats keep on underestimating President Trump.”
“In what way?”
“In every way, including Kavanaugh’s overwhelmingly desire to be the judge that Trump wants in that position, that’s all.”
“And that’s good.”
“As good as it gets.”
“And so we’ve come to the end of our show for this episode. Looks like we have to give it to Kavanaugh and his family for showing that righteousness wins over sleaziness. Let me just say that, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Chalk up another win for the Constitution. Hey, Zork, join us for a burger: my treat.”
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