“CALLING A SPADE A SPADE”
by OPOVV, ©2018
(Jan. 20, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ever-popular info-news show: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this episode; excuse me? Sorry, but we’ve got to get this commercial out of the way pronto.”
“When Did You Stop Loving Me” (2:53)
“Yes, we’re live. No, I’m on right now; sound ‘ON’; camera ‘ON.’ Excuse us, please; seems as if there’s breaking news at the UN building in New York City. We’ve got Professor Zorkophsky on? Hello, Professor, what’s up?”
“It’s a circus here, Roving. I was sent up here this morning on the rumor that the UN was going to release some breaking news, so here I am. There must be 300 news organizations gathered in the rotunda.”
“So what have we got besides rumors; rumors of what, by the way?”
“Of the possibility of the truth being exposed.”
“That’s nice: truth about what?”
“Hold on, Roving, the UN spokesman is taking the stage.”
“Quiet, if you please. From the UN committee on ‘How About Calling a Spade a Spade?’ this is the following announcement:
Henceforth: The PLO, formally known as the ‘Palestinian Liberation Organization,’ shall henceforth be known as the ‘Paupers’ Loser Organization.’
Henceforth: DACA, formally known as the ‘Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals,’ shall henceforth be known as ‘Disturbed Acting and Crazy Appearances.’
“The committee’s secretary will now take any questions you may have.”
“My name is Miss Jane and I will now take your questions.”
“Miss Jane, Professor Zorkophsky here, representing the good people of the United States. So what are you saying, that the children of the USA’s illegal immigrants don’t have any legal status; is that what you’re suggesting?”
“Not only am I suggesting it, but I’m saying that it is illegal for the United States to steal citizens from other countries. If you want to immigrate people into your country, you must do so legally under accepted guidelines. Automatically making the children of illegal immigrants citizens of yours is the same as a pressgang or just plain slavery and kidnapping.
“Look, Professor, you can’t keep the children and deport the parents; and you can’t keep the children and the parents and extended family. Not allowed. You can’t keep these people to harvest votes for the Democrats, got it? If a citizen of another country wishes to immigrate into your country, it must be done with the permission of the original country (parents’ birthplace) and the United States.
“Now, I could explain it seven ways to Sunday, but I think you understand the logic of the United Nations’ position. We cannot allow the United States to steal children who are legal citizens of other countries. We just cannot allow that. A citizen of a foreign country, giving birth in any country, that child is the citizen of the parents’ country, not the country in which it was born.
“The child belongs to the parents and the parents belong to the country in which they were born. So your so-called DACA farce is just that: a lie, and for you to continue the lie, for you to continue to say the word DACA, you will continue to feel the wrath of many other countries. Have I made myself clear, USA and Professor Zorkophsky?”
“Perfectly. Thank you for answering my question.”
“You’re more than welcome, Professor. By the way, enjoy your books. This press conference is now ended.”
“That’s it, Roving. I’m heading on back to Washington. See you later.”
“Well, you heard it right here on ‘Pulse’ first. I’m sorry, but that’s all the time we have for tonight and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Wow, accused of stealing other countries’ citizens. Well, I think she’s right: we don’t want any part of DACA, do we now? I think not. I say it’s burger time: my treat.”
“There’s A Moon Out Tonight” (2:14)
FYI: the AVERAGE AGE of a DACA is 27 years old.
As I gazed into my crystal ball,
I discerned a waif alone and lost,
Abandoned by greedy little Democrats who
Need numbers for their failing social experiments in separatism; bigotry and hatred.
“I’ve got one!” “Count it immediately!”
“A citizen of some other country?”
“What do we care as long as we can keep the gravy train of mediocrity well oiled by tax dollars earmarked for yet another failing ghetto/plantation social program.”
“Gives us something to do, tallying up the dollars that soon become millions and then billions: must keep the Swamp funded.”
“Then DACA means subsidizing the Swamp?”
“Think of the added social programs for the illegal immigrants, after all, we’ll do anything to leave our Veterans in the dust, now won’t we?”
“We surely will; we surely will.”
Madam Shylock
Casadaga, FL
Excellent editorial.
Stealing kids is about the lowest of the low; puts us even with Boco Haram.
These children that the Democrats are trying to steal are legal citizens of some other country; not ours.
We’ve no right to steal children and I want no part of it this DACA make-believe fantasy nonsense.
I have spoken.
Chief New Leaf