How Chicken Little Took Control of the Dems (RR)

“OVER THE EDGE”

by OPOVV, ©2017

(Dec. 27, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the last vestige of the truth left on the airways; at least that’s what it says on this script that I’m suppose to read for you. Personally, I think there are a few others out there* in Idiot Box Land, but let’s be at least thankful that The P&E provides us with a transcript of this show. Even though Professor Zorkophsky has taken a job in our nation’s capital, he still had time to write another bestseller; congratulations and welcome aboard, Professor.”

“Please, Roving, call me ‘Zork.’ Some weather out there; I wouldn’t want to be on your corner with all of this snow and cold.”

“You got that right. So the title of your new book is ‘Chicken Little Took Control of the Democratic Political Party: the Psychological Profiles of Aberrant Loony Behavior.’ And then, right under the title, you’ve a subtitle: ‘Another Definitive Textbook on the Nuts Around Us.’”

“Yes; that is quite correct.”

“So words like ‘loony’ and ‘nuts’ are accepted professional medical terms? Oops, time for a commercial.”

“Jambalaya” (2:53)

“Oh, yes; for sure. It’s like they’ve been in the colloquial realm for so long they’ve become clinical.”

“But isn’t that backwards?”

“Could be. So, what do you wish to know about my new book?”

“I thought I was asking about your vocabulary. For instance, on page 37 you say: ‘Senator McCain is off his rocker and has been.’”

“So? You have a problem with Senator McCain being ‘off his rocker?’ I thought you were smarter than that. Look, it’s been widespread knowledge that McCain is a nut job.”

“’Nut job’?”

“’Off his rocker.’”

“Oh, yes, of course. Chapter 7 is rather unique, wouldn’t you say? Excuse us for another commercial.”

“You’ve Made Me So Very Happy” (4:15)

“Yes, I would and do say. You see, the money, the real money is in the business of textbooks. No one writes for fun, or to make a point anymore. It’s either you’re writing a screenplay or a textbook. Me? I do my best to make a textbook read new and exciting. Here, I’ll give you an example. Remember my bestselling book, ‘Mathematics for the Men’s Pokey Bound,’ the bestselling treatise for the ghetto? Remember how I explained 2 + 2?”

“Refresh my memory.”

“Picture this: Chapter 2: How to Add and Subtract. It’s a rainy and cold Saturday night and there’s this liquor store that hasn’t been robbed all day so yuse just knows theys gots money.”

“Wait! How come the word ‘money’ isn’t in the plural form?”

“Because it hasn’t been stolen yet, that’s why. Look, if it’s stolen, then it becomes the keepers’ monies. Now, back to the story: Your real Saturday night special has only two bullets. If you shoot as you enter the store to let everyone know you’re hyped-up and want to join the Men’s Club (prison), how many bullets do you have left to shoot the clerk? Anyway, see what I mean about writing?”

“I gets it.”

“That’s the spirit. It’s a lot easier making money the honest way than buying a ticket to prison.”

“How does Chicken Little fit in? Wasn’t that the dude who scared the children about the sky falling? Commercial break; sorry.”

“The Best Of My Love” (5:06)

“Could be, but then again, maybe Chicken Little was a chicklet: you know, a girl chicken. Look, forget the chickens. The sky falling was probably a meteor shower or large hail shower; we just don’t know what kind of shower it was, or even if it was a shower. The English were a very dirty and smelly people. Did you know that it took the Chinese to teach the English manners? The point is that the Democratic Party consists of people over the edge, and I don’t have to remind you that ‘over the edge’ is an acceptable medical term.”

“Yes, you do.”

“Well, it is.”

“What’s the point of all of this? We already know that Socialism doesn’t work; we already know that Socialism has never been a successful model of government, so why another book?”

“Besides making money, none.”

“You mean ‘monies,’ don’t you?”

“Touché. Look, the Dems have lost it; they’ve all become totally loony; you can’t reason with them; end of story. I just state the obvious, and if we would all just state the obvious maybe some of the Dems would get wise to their plight, which isn’t good because it holds no future unless, of course, you’re crazy enough to think that the end game of Germany in 1945 or what’s happening in Venezuela today is a goal worth striving for. Then you really are nuts.”

“So what’s your prediction for the midterms? But first, break for a commercial.”

“It’s Too Late” (3:54)

“Since we have a giant insurmountable education chasm between those who get it compared with those who are totally and completely hopeless (the ones who will never, under any circumstances [unless they find themselves waiting in line for ‘the showers’ and, at the very last moment, as the doors are being closed, realize, finally, that their life has been nothing but a lie; that what they heard about the BIRTH CERTIFICATE and Hillary and Benghazi and Huma and Valerie** were all true] get it); the ones forever wrong, as if the 1960’s anti-war protests were something other than being patsies for the Communist regime of China: but they’ll never figure that one out, just as the Symbionese Liberation Army and the Weathermen never connected with the working stiff who paid the taxes for the Food Stamps and the Welfare checks; the midterms will be so-so when the results come in when all indications should mean that there is not one Democrat left on the planet earth; that went the way of the Dodo Bird, Carrier Pidgeon and Green Stamps.”

“So you’re saying that the delusionals of the ‘60’s grew up to be the Obots, the Hillary-lovers, the nitwits of today?”

“Let’s face it, some people never really get out of the terrible twos, those forever trapped in ignoring the difference between what is dreamt compared to what is real: ‘Can’t we all get along?’ I’m afraid not; no, we can’t; dream on, sucker.”

“So the Dems want something for nothing, is that it?”

“That’s it, son, and they vote for the Dems and they get nothing, just as advertised, so they’re not surprised or disappointed.”

“One would’ve thought they’d learn by now.”

“Not a chance.”

“So another year of The View?”

“As long as stupid people waste their time, advertisers will continue to pay for the chance to hawk their wares, no matter what they watch. Which reminds me, nothing happens on the planet Earth unless there’s an exchange of goods and services, which destroys the fantasy bubble of Socialism.”

“Molly, our sound boom operator, is signaling us that we’ve used our time allotment so we must conclude soon after this commercial.”

“We’ve Only Just Begun” (3:00)

“Very well. The basic premise of the book is that the Dems are blowing smoke, and have been, and will continue to blow smoke as long as we have the under-educated among us. You’re moving your hands for me to cite an example? Okay, will do, and I’ll do it by just saying one thing, something that will bring the whole house of cards down upon every Dem in the country: BIRTH CERTIFICATE.”

“Thanks for the book report. Well, it’s that time for me, on behalf of the crew, to wish all of you viewers a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Hey, Zork, join us for a shake and a burger: my treat.”

[*few others out there: Act for America and the Geller Report are two of the best.]

[**Huma and Valerie: Isn’t it interesting that Hillary’s Chief of Staff, Huma Abedin, and Obama’s close White House advisor, Valerie Jarrett, have close ties to the Muslim Brotherhood?]

“Heart Of The Matter” (5:36)

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