“STILL OUT OF JAIL”
by OPOVV, ©2017
“Excuse me, Miss, Roving here for ‘Pulse.’ Care to answer a couple of questions for our viewers?”
“Sure; I’ve got a few minutes. Felix, that’s my cat, and enjoy watching ‘Pulse.’”
“Thank you. What’s your take on this Russian probe?”
“You want the short version or the long?”
“The short, if you don’t mind.”
“Here it is: Hillary and the rest of the Left-Wing Loonies aren’t smart enough to realize that Americans don’t want the National Debt to increase; don’t want illegal immigration and Muslims; don’t want open borders but do want 100% support for Israel and jobs; a stronger military and a chance to ‘Make America Great Again.’
“And we do want a Grand Jury for the Russians, but we also want the truth, which means to start with Hillary’s connection with the Russians and her 20% uranium deal and let the probe go all the way to something that has never been released: Obama’s BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
“And that’s why they’re going after Trump so one-sidedly; so focused; so determined one-track that, even if the investigation starts to veer off towards Hillary, the DNC, George Soros, Valerie Jarrett and Huma Abedin, Eric Holder, Susan Rice and all the others, they’ll refuse to take the bait. And the ‘investigation’ – aka ‘witch hunt’ — won’t veer because new lies will be invented rather than take an outside chance the there’s the slightest possibility that Obama’s name will come up, even in the footnotes, even if the Armadillo Space Invaders are the only ones left to blame. And did you hear that train whistle? That’s me; goodbye.”
“Goodbye, and thanks for talking to us. She made some pretty good points, didn’t she? And who’s next? Hello, sir, so what’s up?”
“I heard what that lady said and I wouldn’t trust Congress and the DOJ and FBI as far as I could throw them. I mean, talk about the wolf guarding the hen house, that’s it.”
“So you don’t have much hope for this Grand Jury ploy?”
“None whatsoever. Would you or anybody in his or her right mind? My gosh, just look at how the deck is stacked and I’ll tell you the future; you don’t need Madam Shylock*. The Swamp is nothing but a colossal collection of shady accounting practices where, if it were ever exposed to the light of day, would make the peasants go after Dr. Frankenstein and his monster, and we’re the peasants; I mean, going after the politicians and the Federal Reserve Bank**. Now I must be off. Bye.”
“Okay; see you around.”
“It’s the old Shell Game.”
“What? Pardon me, but you shouldn’t sneak up on people like that. What’s your name, what do you do and what about this so-called shell game?”
“Jacob; a watchmaker; and this Grand Jury is nothing more than the old shell game. You see, underneath one shell is Trump and his ‘Make America Great Again’; under another shell are the card-carrying Swamp Rats, people like Paul Ryan, Chuck Schumer, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, Paul Ryan, all the RINOS and all the Democrats; and under the third and last shell lurk Obama’s records.
“Ever wonder why they’re so eager to close down GITMO? Wonder no longer because that would be the perfect spot to throw all of America’s traitors. And here comes my train. Later.”
“Hey, thanks for taking the time to talk with us. I liked his description of the Russia nonsense. It kind-of puts it all in perspective, doesn’t it? Rather than focusing on the real issues, America is being distracted by made-up stories that the ignorant and easily-swayed segment of our population so eagerly want to believe, such as ‘The View’ and the rest of the really fake news programs.
“It’s all nothing but a distraction; meanwhile Lois Lerner, Hillary, Obama, Holder, Lynch and all the rest of the Swamp Rats are still out of jail, and that’s the whole idea of it all, now, isn’t it? It’s just another hoodwink of the American people whose attention span seems to be no longer than a Roadrunner cartoon.
“And I see that our time has expired — no time for a letter — and so, on behalf of the crew, allow me to wish each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Madam Shylock: A fortuneteller (Medium) who lives in Cassadaga, FL, who has been a frequent guest on this program.]
[**Federal Reserve Bank: I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of waiting for the public audit of that private bank.]
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