“NOTHING BUT FALSEHOODS”
by OPOVV, ©2016
(Dec. 27, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that’s bound to get someone’s blood pressure to the boiling point. We just received a text stating that we’re not allowed to be reading in the Pentagon. I take that as a Gold Star and congratulate my producer and the crew for such an honor. And I thank you, you viewers out there in Television Land, for making it all possible, because if it wasn’t for you we wouldn’t be here in the first place.
“Wow, what an honor, but before we start the show, I’d like to say how embarrassed we all are by the Obama administration for stabbing Israel in the back at the recent abstaining at the latest United Nations vote concerning the – when it comes right down on it – Israel’s right to exist.
“I’d like to assure the Israeli people and all the other freedom-loving people in the world that we here at the ‘Pulse’ and an overwhelming majority of the American people — except the Muslims and traitors within our borders – do not agree with the vote, or non-vote, at all. We refer to the United Nations as the ‘Muslim Admiration Society’; enough said.
“And now to our show: Hello, my name is Roving Reporter and I’ll be your host for tonight’s show. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our format, we don’t cotton to any so-called political correctness; so if you’re afraid to be offended, change the channel. We interview people on the street going about their business, probably taking the train to the big city to class or work or perhaps to visit one of our fine museums.
“Hello, Miss, got a minute to be on TV?”
“Oh, sure, we watch your show; my dog and I. My dog really likes that Vietnam Vet and his talking dog. My dog howls whenever she sees them.”
“Okay; that’s nice. What about Trump being forced to abandon his charities?”
“The people who suffer are the kids, isn’t that right? These Left-Wingers don’t give a hoot about the kids, the direct recipients of Trump’s good will: all they care about is to do whatever it takes to bring down Trump’s presidency. They think they’re so righteous; let me ask just one question, may I do that, ask a question?”
“Go for it.”
“Here’s one for the lobbyists and the politicians: how about telling us if you’ve EVER received one red cent from any oil company, and let’s go from there. And here comes my train. Nice talking to you. See if you can get that ‘talking dog’ back on sometime.”
“Will do. Hello, sir; how goes it?”
“Not good for Israel, I’m afraid. They’re ganging up on Israel, aren’t they? Bunch of hyenas surrounding their prey. Back in 2012 there was one presidential candidate who preached to quit the UN and kick them out of our country.”
“Look, I’m just asking because I’m curious: are you Jewish?”
“No, I’m not, but I am a human being on the planet earth and believe in the Golden Rule: ‘Do unto others as you would expect done upon yourself.’’ But let me make myself completely 100% clear: whatever so-called deal the Muslims counter with, they lie, and Israel shouldn’t trust them. As a matter of fact, it would be suicide for Israel to believe anything the so-called ‘Palestinians’ have to say on anything. It would be just as stupid to believe Obama when he said, ‘You can keep your doctor.’ Nothing but falsehoods. And here’s my train. One last thing: Obama is completely delusional saying if he ran he would’ve beaten Trump. Heck, they still don’t get it, do they?”
“And they never will. Thank you for taking the time to talk with us. And I’m getting the ‘time’s-up’ signal so let me wish you all, on behalf of my crew, a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, guys. Burger time: my treat.”
If Israel is to give back land they won in a war, and a war they didn’t even start, the UN should vote for the USA to give back our country to the British.