“THE TIME FOR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS ENDED”
by OPOVV, ©2016
(Nov. 6, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show, the ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ It’s been quite a hectic week with all the revelations about Hillary and her illegal shenanigans, which is, truth be told, good for our ratings because more people are glued to the ‘idiot box’ (television) than ever before. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter who will be interviewing just regular folk walking down this sidewalk.
“Excuse me, sir, got a minute to talk to the press?”
“Always make time to talk to the press, son. Now what can I do for you?”
“Well, that’s nice. You going downtown to visit one of our fine museums?”
“Matter of fact, I am. Today I’m off to look at mummies. I understand that they have an x-ray machine that lets you see the bones of an unwrapped mummy.”
“Yes, they do, or at least they used to; they change things around, you know. Mind answering a question for us?”
“Not at all.”
“What’s your take on the election?”
“In chess we call this the ‘end game’; one king will be left standing while the other king will be left lying on its side, having been unceremoniously knocked over by the other king. Matter of fact, that’s been my business for the last 45 years.”
“You’re a chess master?”
“No, no. I don’t even teach chess. I teach the proper way in which to knock over the defeated king. I show films of the rude and obnoxious way of how it’s done in a sedate and understated way.
“Here, allow me to explain. The Russians, for instance, show a big bravado in victory; lots of chest-thumping, for instance. Secretly they would like nothing better to do than to chop off the head of the chess piece with a saber while yelling some Kung-Fu.”
“Really, now?”
“Yes; you can most often tell where a person is from the way they declare victory in a chess match.”
“What about the Americans? How do we do it?”
“We flip it.”
“’Flip it’?”
“Very full of ‘attitude,’ which is very rude, but the rest of the world gives us Americans a pass because we’re such a young country. The other countries of the world judge their place on the totem pole of longevity by how many times they’ve been invaded, and since we’ve been invaded only once they give us a free pass, for now.”
“We’ve been invaded? Since when?”
“Since right now. Actually two times simultaneously: illegal immigration and Muslims.”
“Yes, I suppose you’re right. Never quite thought of it that way. And then if you take money from an Arab country – an Islamic country – that’s pretty bad. How are we ever going to be energy-independent if we keep taking money from them? So maybe we’re being invaded in more ways than we ever thought possible.”
“It’s all true, sad to say. Voter fraud everywhere because money is everywhere. But you know what’s interesting about it? The people who are for the payoffs, the stimulus money, and the lies are not the ones to benefit. Crazy.
“It’s completely nuts. But this I want to say to those who violate my Constitutional rights, specifically the one person, one vote. I put my life on the line for the Constitution, and if I ever catch someone violating my rights as a citizen of my country I will take umbrage to it.”
“’Umbrage’?”
“Maybe more. I like fines and incarceration, to start.”
“And to finish?”
“Flip ‘em.”
“And off he goes, waving, as his train arrives. Unfortunately our time is up. Well, we learned that we’re at the ‘end game’ of the election and that anyone who votes more than once is violating our Constitutional rights.
“I’d like to take the time to say a few words since we’ve got a minute or two left. It is not by accident that the police force of today is not made up of military veterans. It used to be ALL who wore the blue were veterans, people who took the Oath at a young and impressionable age and consequently, held that Oath near and dear to them until death. Nowadays the association seems to be more for a person than a document: more for the presidency and Department of Justice than for the Constitution, and unfortunately, this is done by design. And it’s not subtle at all: it’s in your face.
“The police officers take their lead from above, and when the top brass of the government calls military veterans ‘terrorists,’ as Janet Napolitano, the Secretary of Homeland Security under Obama, did, it affects all of us in ways that are negative, not positive. Turn it around by requiring that ALL new hires by ALL the police departments in our country be ex-military, for one; and, for two, implement the Draft, for men and women.
“The idea is to have a nation of patriots and not a nation of bloodsuckers, and if I’ve offended anyone that’s just the way it goes: the time for political correctness has ended. Get used to it; grow up, no matter what your age.
“That’s just my opinion and I may be wrong, but I don’t think so. If you think that negating my vote by your voting twice is good for the country, then you’re very sadly mistaken. People who are of the ‘Out-to-Lunch’ crowd have to be aware of the consequences, and that’s called life. I don’t make up the rules, but I earned the right to call someone out.
“Let me put it another way: I’m the defender and, as such, I have certain rights. One of those rights is that the Constitution is still the law of the land, and until the time that it’s not, we’ll just have to operate as if it is. Voting twice isn’t in the scenario; got it?
“So people have come across evidence of voting fraud and one such case was in California where something like 83 fraudulent ballots were discovered. It was brought to the attention of the local police who did . . . nothing. Just guessing, but do you think, for one New York minute, that any of those policemen are Veterans? I rest my case.
“And now it’s time to say goodnight: Goodnight.
“Hey crew, burger time: my treat.”