by OPOVV, ©2016

(Sep. 15, 2016) — “Good evening, everyone, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that just lays it out for you to decide. Today’s subject is ‘Muslim Immigration’ and here’s our first customer.

“Hello, got a minute to answer a question for our viewers?”

“Hi, Chief, or should I say ‘Howdy?’ By they way, is that the cowboy way of saying ‘How?’”

“Some say.”

“Like those buckskins and war bonnet. Who you going to scalp today?”

“Haven’t decided yet. What’s your take on these Muslims being welcomed into our country?”

“Welcomed? Welcomed? Not by me, I assure you. And not by anybody in my house or anyone I know. You know what this reminds me of? Remember that ‘Mariel Boatlift’ when Castro emptied his asylums and prisons?”

“Actually, I remember quite well because I was living in South Florida at the time.  And I remember one of those who we welcomed raped and murdered a young girl in Jacksonville.”

“What I think is that Hillary took money from all those Muslim countries in the Middle East so she would open the doors, just as Mr. De Facto Obama has done, is doing and will continue to do before he leaves office.

“I used to teach at the National War College, but that’s not the actual name of the school. The actual name has been changed to the ‘National Welcome Wagon’ in order to please the PCP, the ‘Political Correctness Police.’ One of the courses I taught was ‘Invasion Techniques: How to Win A War without Firing a Shot.’ The example that I used was the recent Muslim invasion of Europe and the British Isles, but I specifically targeted Sweden as the prime example.”

“Are you saying that the Muslims in Europe are, in reality, a Muslim invasion force?”


“But what about their Generals and Admirals; don’t they know what you know?”

“Of course they do; heck, many of them were students of mine.”

“But don’t they tell their politicians what’s going on, what’s really going down?”

“Of course, but then look who they’re telling it to: politicians.”

“Okay, but the people know what’s going on. We could ask anyone out there and find out just what you told us.”

“Good luck with that. Go for it.”

“Okay; I will. Excuse me, Miss, care to answer a question for ‘The Pulse?’”

“Sure, go ahead.”

“How would you define ‘Islam?’”

“’A peaceful and misunderstood religion.’”

“Ad what about these Muslim immigrants in our country?”

“We’re a nation of immigrants so they’re more than welcomed.”

“Here’s a $100 bill; I’ll write on the back one name, the name of the person for whom you’re going to vote for president. If I’m right, I keep it. If I’m wrong, it’s yours. Okay, who are you going to vote for?”

“Why, Hillary, of course. Did I win?”

“Oh, my, I’m sorry. Here, look: I wrote her name. Thanks for trying.”

“But how could you have known I was a Hillary supporter? I never said anything about politics.”

“Lady, you gave yourself an ‘F-minus’ when you failed to answer the question correctly.”

“What question? I don’t remember any question.”

“Remember when I asked you about Islam?”

“But I answered it correctly.”

“No, you didn’t. You said it was a religion. So the believers of ‘Kill the Jews and Christians wherever Ye may find them’ is an acceptable religion and not a political philosophy?”

“I’m sorry; you’re twisting my words.”

“No, actually I’m not. But no matter; you’re not the only one. Run along now, please.”

“But there’s ‘Moderate Muslims.’”

“Lady, how can you be a ‘moderate’ when you kill people who leave Islam for Christianity, Judaism or Buddhism? You can’t: there’s just no such animal. One is either a Muslim or not: no such thing as a ‘halfway,’ ‘in-between,’ or ‘moderate’ Muslim. One is either a Muslim all the way or not in any way.”

“And Hillary wants thousands of these Muslims to come to our country?”

Hundreds of thousands.

“Maybe I’ll vote for Trump, after all.”

“Lady, you just won yourself this $100 bill. Congratulations!”

“Oh! Well, thank you. And here I thought you were rude and obnoxious. There’s my train. Goodbye.”

“Goodbye. Well, I’m afraid you’re right.”

“See, Chief, most of your everyday voters out there haven’t a clue.”

“Well, what were you, a professor? Well, Professor, I’m afraid you’re right. By the way, what was the defense you taught when a country was invaded by the ‘Immigration Invasion Technique?’”

“Deportation: round them all up and deport them, is one way. And do it now. Don’t allow any more in and get rid of the ones that already are. And there’s my train. Bye.”

“Thanks for talking with us. Well, you heard it all from someone who would be in the know, I’d say: a professor at our War College who taught about invasions and how to repel them. Good talk. And then suggesting that maybe Hillary sold our country down the river for money, Arab petrol dollars, to allow this Muslim invasion of our country to continue.

“I’m sorry, but our time is up and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

Money Honey


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