All the Way or Forget It (RR)


by OPOVV, ©2016

(Jul. 15, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another exciting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re on our favorite corner interviewing people like you going about their day.

“Excuse me, sir, got a minute?”

“How, Chief. Been taking the same train for over ten years so I’ve seen you and Roving ever since you started your enjoyable show. Wife and I watch it every night. What’s the question?”

“Well, what are you up to today? Like, what do you do downtown?”

“I’m the county’s presenter. Now you may ask, ‘What’s a “presenter?”’ Good question. A presenter is a person who awards trophies, plaques and commendations to people who have been singled out for outstanding performance.

“Today I’m going to award a judge for his fight against crime. Since this particular judge was elected to the bench, crime in his town has plummeted an astounding 85%.”

“Eighty-five percent! That’s totally amazing! What’s his secret?”

“It’s no secret. The first thing he did was have new HD flat-screen televisions installed in every cell. The second thing he did was to limit the signal input to only contain ‘The View ’ and ‘Morning Joe’ – so they’re forced to watch Mika Brzezinski.  And it’s been working so well that career criminals, drug dealers, and thieves have all gone straight. We even had a pawnshop owner go straight. And, get this:  we’ve had multiple confessions of murders that never even occurred.

“We had a prisoner who has been incarcerated for the past four months serving a two-year sentence confess to a murder that happened last week in Hawaii.

“The downside is that one of our ex-prisoners filed an ‘excessive cruelty’ suit and it looks like he may have a case. Anyway, here comes my train. Bye.”

“My, oh, my: talk about ‘excessive cruelty.’ Make anyone walk the straight and narrow. Here comes a young lady. Excuse me, got a minute to answer a question for ‘Pulse of the Nation?’”

“Oh, you’re the Chief, aren’t you? Like your buckskins and rifle. Watch the show every night with my dog. What’s the question?”

“Do you agree with Hillary wanting to import more of the invading army of Muslims from Syria and every other Islamic ‘Death to the West’ country into the United States?”

“You ought to be a pollster, Chief, the way you worded that question. But no matter how you asked the question, having any Muslim within the borders of any civilized country is just asking for children to be slaughtered.

“And as long as I’m the soapbox, Trump declaring war against ISIS is nothing but a joke. Why can’t he go one step further? Why can’t he declare war on the group that controls ALL of the terrorist groups: the Muslim Brotherhood?

“And even that’s a joke, isn’t it? Why can’t he just get with the program and declare war on Islam and get it over with?  He says he wants to stop any future Muslims from immigrating to the USA, but it’s okay for the ones who are already here to stay here? Reminds one of the stupid DMZ * during the Vietnam War, doesn’t it? The DMZ didn’t work then and not deporting the Muslims that are already here is nothing short of a lifetime ticket to La-la Land.

“I say if you’re going to do it, do it. It’s like Vietnam all over again. A little here, a little there doesn’t work. It’s either go all the way and get it over with – finish it once and for all – I mean, this has been going on for the past 1,500 years — or let’s just give up, put our heads on the chopping block. And guess what? The whole world should’ve run each and every one of the members of the Khmer Rouge to the ground and publicly hung each and every one of them. Here comes my train. Bye.”

“Thank you, nice lady, and thank you, viewers, for watching. And so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a good night: Goodnight.

“Great show, as always. That lady was right: it’s either wipe them off the face of the earth or why bother? Burger time. My treat.”

[*The joke about the DMZ in Vietnam was that it had absolutely no meaning whatsoever for North Vietnam.]

Semper Fi


One Response to "All the Way or Forget It (RR)"

  1. Chief New Leaf   Friday, July 15, 2016 at 3:32 PM

    NOTE to the Readers;
    Look, I’ve already had a number of complaints from the above editorial on a number of points.
    #1. “Of course if you go after ISIS you’re going after the Muslim Brotherhood and Islam itself.” Unfortunately that is not the case because, obviously, it’s not self-evident. There are people out there who still think of Islam as a religion and not as a Totalitarian system of government that has a thin veneer of religious aspects to fool the believer.
    #2. “You can’t deport Muslims because they are, or may become, citizens.” The very act of being a Muslim is that you adhere to the political doctrine called “Sharia Law”, as outlined in the Quran, which cannot, under any stretch of the imagination, be compatible with the U.S. Constitution. Actually, those who were born as citizens, by accepting Islam, they AUTOMATICALLY become “traitors”, ergo, members of the “Nation of Islam” and others are traitors and let’s deport them to an Islamic State ASAP.
    #3. In reference to the first half of the above editorial, I failed to spell-out that listening to “The View” and to Mika Brzezinski would be enough to drive people so mad as to either never do crime again or wish for death. I did fail, however, to suggest that Mika find the Wizard of Oz and, like the Scarecrow, wish for a brain. I’d say to her. “Stop reading the teleprompter and start thinking”, but first she has to see the Wizard.
    Chief New Leaf

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