AN ODE TO HILLARY CLINTON
by Ron Ewart, ©2016, President, NARLO
(May 22, 2016) —
There was a crooked woman
Who walked a crooked mile.
She found a secret document
In a crooked file,
Then put it on her private server
With a crooked smile.
She married a crooked cat
That strayed from their crooked house.
He was never very loyal
To his crooked little spouse.
One day the crooked woman
Ran for president in a crooked year,
Campaigning in a crooked style,
With a malicious crooked leer.
She cackled like a chicken
And barked like a dog.
Her words were always jerky
Her mind in a fog.
This crooked little woman
Walked a crooked path.
She couldn’t help herself
Because of her long crooked past.
Can this crooked woman
Make it to the top,
Or find herself in handcuffs
By a Federal Bureau Cop?
Ron Ewart, President
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF RURAL LANDOWNERS
P. O. Box 1031, Issaquah, WA 98027
425 837-5365 or 1 800 682-7848
Website: http://www.narlo.org
E-mail: r.ewart@comcast.net