LTC Terry Lakin (RR)

WHITE HOUSE FORGERY PUBLISHED JUST BEFORE RELEASE OF ARMY DOCTOR WHO QUESTIONED OBAMA’S ELIGIBILITY

by OPOVV, ©2016

Why did the White House release a “computer-generated forgery” for Obama’s long-form birth certificate?

(Jan. 15, 2016) — “Hello, and welcome to our show. As you can see, we’re back under our favorite awning across from the train station. For those who aren’t familiar with our agenda, my crew and I waylay unsuspecting citizens and try and pry some truth out of them regarding the current political landscape. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t, which is one of the reasons, no doubt, that we have so many viewers: they want to see something out of the ordinary, like a fight or someone becoming unglued. Ah, here comes a mature lady.”

“Who you calling ‘mature?’ Well, I never. I watch your show just waiting for someone to sucker-punch you or, for that matter, any of your crew. It’s unbelievable how rude you come across. Here, let me whack you with my umbrella. Take that! And that!”

“Lady!”

“First you call me ‘mature,’ and now it’s ‘lady.’ You are some piece of work.”

“I’m some piece of work? I’ll bet a week’s worth of cheeseburgers you’re over 60, for gosh sake.”

“70’s are the new ‘young,’ young man.”

“Man, what is it with you women, anyway? You’re all in a perpetual fight against those numbers on your driver’s license increasing year by year. Us guys just take it in stride; I mean, what else can you do?”

“Stay young, is what. I only date men who are way younger than I. Why, I can pass for someone in her 40’s, and with the proper bar lighting guys think I’m even younger.”

“I’m sorry to be the one who has to ask you, but why didn’t you marry a guy your own age and grow old together?”

“Because I’m not ready to sit home on a Friday night, that’s why. Nobody is going to put me out to pasture. I’m my own boss and have complete control of my life.”

“Well, Miss Mature Lady, you’re about the most selfish and egotistical person I’ve ever met. Just for laughs, I bet you voted for Obama.”

“Yes, as a matter of fact I did. I believe in equality, is what, and if you didn’t vote for him then you’re a racist. Case closed.”

“So you think he’s Constitutionally qualified to hold the office of president?”

“Oh, I know what you are: you’re a Birther. How’d you ever get a job in the media?”

“Simple: perseverance and hard work.”

“So you’re the problem; you’re the 1%. I should’ve known. And, Mister Smarty Pants, Obama was born in Hawaii, for your information.”

“But he’s never proved it. That Birth Certificate that the White House released just before LTC Terry Lakin was released from Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary was proven to be a fake.”

“Who’s ‘LTC Terry Lakin’?”

“He was  a well-respected Army doctor who just wanted Obama vetted, is all. Checking whether Obama was, indeed, a bona fide Commander-in-Chief, which he isn’t, so any military orders from Obama are, by definition, illegal, let alone just wrong because Obama is a Muslim. Get the picture?”

“But Obama was vetted; if he wasn’t he would never have been on the ballot for the 2008 presidential election.”

“No, that’s where you’re totally wrong. Obama was never vetted; all the Secretaries of State did was take the DNC’s word for it and his name magically appeared on the ballot. No doubt some money passed hands along the way. It even went down to the Election Board members of every county and parish in every state, which is one good example of what millions of petrol-dollars can buy: the US presidency.”

“And now you’re saying that Obama is an illegal president? And all the Secretaries of State and all the thousands of Election Board members were all in a conspiracy to get Obama in office?”

“In a word: yes. Some took orders while others took money, or favors, or promotions, but no matter how it was done, it was done. Even went so far as to have the Republican contenders – McCain and Romney — nothing but nitwits, afraid to call Obama an illegal immigrant; not eligible; a felon for stealing someone’s Social Security number; a felon for having false information on his Selective Service Registration card, and more.”

“But you don’t have any proof of any of this.”

“Well, the Birth Certificates that Obama released were fakes; the Social Security number is a fake; and we can go on and on. Which one do you want to debate?”

“None of them. Obama is the president; get over it.”

“Not so: Obama is a ‘de facto’ president, a president in name only. And once people like you get on board, everything he’s done while acting as the president will AUTOMATICALLY be rendered null and void. EVERYTHING he’s signed will be ruled vacant, which means ‘Goodbye, Obamacare,’ and all the stupid Executive Orders will be erased from the Congressional Record, forever, I might add.”

“Well, you sure have a high opinion of yourself. You think you’re smarter than all the pundits on television.”

“I never said that; all I said was show me the proof and let the cards fall wherever they may. Obama is no friend of America, but he is a friend of Muslims and the Muslim Brotherhood. Look, at least read about LTC Terry Lakin and ask yourself if he was railroaded in a kangaroo Court Martial or what, is all I’m asking, and that goes for any of you viewers out there who support Obama.

“I see our time’s up so I’ll be thanking our guest and saying, on behalf of my crew, thank you for watching. Goodnight.

“Man, oh man, do you believe it? Hitting me with an umbrella? Geez, if anyone ever wondered if she were a candidate for the nuthouse, that’s her. What do you say we get out of this cold and grab a burger? My treat.”

Semper Fi

OPOVV

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