WHAT IS THE UNITED NATIONS’ “AGENDA?”
by OPOVV, ©2015
(Oct. 1, 2015) — “A Navy Chief called me and said, ‘You interested in making some news or just reporting it?’ So here we are, somewhere in the Middle East. I’m not at the liberty to tell you where but, really now, what difference would it make? It’s not like the whole region isn’t imploding. Here you’ve got two choices: join and be forced to behead your neighbor, or flee with your neighbor.
“But then if you procrastinated; if you lingered, maybe your neighbor did likewise and is, perhaps, going to behead you. But then if it’s you doing the beheadings, maybe some in the upper echelons of the hierarchy will get a little nervous about having an even more raging psycho walking among them and will want to do you in, and who wouldn’t?
“So you’re the head honcho. Who do you have at the evening meal in your tent, the guy who beheaded fifty Christian children that morning or maybe not. It’s not as much as a question of who do you trust, but how do you trust.
“So now we’re lying down behind a burnt-up truck on the side of this highway, and I use the word ‘highway’ very liberally. If you were, say, a donkey pulling a cart you might appreciate the smaller rocks and not as deep potholes found in your everyday thoroughfare.”
“Get ready. Here they come.”
“That was the Chief looking through a periscope. Can’t use binoculars these days because everyone has night vision capabilities and we could be spotted. The Chief has Intel that a ‘Great Leader’ will be driving down this ‘highway’ about this time.”
“Now!
(Noise, dust and quiet)
“Now go through and double-tap everyone, then let’s get back to the extraction point. You can’t report about this, you know.”
“What? You mean I came halfway around the world for nothing?”
“Hey, admit it. Just like the old days; get that adrenaline rushing.”
“That’s just peachy. My last adrenaline rush cost me 17 years of nightmares.”
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Roving Reporter here back at the studio. What you just saw was what we did last night, which explains why the whole tape was in black and green: it was shot with a camera with night vision capabilities, courtesy of the U.S. Navy.
“I can’t tell you where we were and who we took out, but it sure was fun.
“We’ve got a little time left so I’d like to make a statement.
“Obviously, the worldwide domination dream of Islam is a major concern, but it wouldn’t even be remotely possible without the direct assistance and backing of the United Nations.
“Remember a few years ago, back when Clinton was president? Well, the UN had this ‘Oil for Food’ scam going on. The profit from oil revenue was supposed to buy food and medicine for the Iraqi children, and the UN reported that it was an overwhelming success. And then a few years later, when George Bush was the president, UN WMD inspectors found evidence that most of the food and medicine earmarked for the children ended up on the Black Market and people from the UN all the way to Iraqi and all points in between skimmed most of what was to go to little kids in need. Instead, it went right into the pockets of greedy diplomats and everyone else who had a hand out. BILLIONS of dollars remain unaccounted for and there’s never, as in never, been an honest investigation.
“The guilty walked, bought chateaus in the South of France and in Switzerland and are now living ‘The Life of Riley’ paid for by the corpses of children.
“In 2011 there was a presidential candidate who endorsed the platform of kicking the UN out of our country once and for all. He said that the UN was nothing but a den of corruption and called it the ‘Muslim Admiration Society.’
“In 2006 the UN had a roadblock in Lebanon to prevent trucks carrying rockets destined to rain down upon Israel to get through, but they waved them through anyway. How do we know this? Because our spy satellites captured it all on film, that’s why.
“No, what the USA has got to do is quit the UN and kick them out of our country. These so-called ‘UN Resolutions’ and Agendas about land use and ownership of weapons doesn’t affect us, but they sure make it sound like it does, or will. Let’s get out of the UN. We sure as heck don’t need someone who’ll just continue to stab us in the back, year after year. We just can’t trust the United Nations.
“Well, that’s our show for tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. This is Roving saying goodnight for my crew. Goodnight.”
“Good show, guys. Great camera work over there. What say we go grab some burgers? My treat.”