“THEY DIDN’T STAND A CHANCE”
by OPOVV, ©2015
(Aug. 7, 2015) — “Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Special Edition. We’re here at the loading dock, or I guess it’s really an unloading dock, of Cincinnati General, waiting for the ambulances to arrive. Listen, we can hear the sirens now, and here comes the first one.
“It says ‘Emergency Room Personnel Only’; we’re doing a breaking news story, so I guess that gives us the right to be rude and obnoxious — I love my job — so we’ll just go on in and try and stay as invisible as possible. Here comes an orderly or someone.
“Excuse me, excuse me. What happened? What’s going on? We’re on live TV. You been crying? Looks like you’ve been crying. What’s going on?
“It was a massacre; they didn’t stand a chance; it was so unfair. If it was done by a man, they would’ve rushed him and beat him to a pulp, right there on stage. It would be like the Friday Night Fights all over again. I never saw anything like it. It was horrible on one hand, yet on the other it was like watching a phoenix rising out of obscurity and claiming First Place. Look, they’re unloading the first casualty now. Excuse me. Are you supposed to be in this place? You know it’s restricted?”
“No bother: we’re the press. Off he goes. This is getting interesting. Point the camera to that door, please, because that’s where the gurneys will come through, and here comes one now.
“Look! It’s one of the contestants from the Happy Hour debate! He’s strapped to the gurney. And here he comes! No! Don’t move the camera! Stand in front of them! Block their way! Stop them! Stop! Roving here doing live TV. What’s wrong with him? Where are you taking him?”
“Hey, it’s Roving and crew. Wife watches you every night. This-here specimen — can’t reveal names — had the shock of his life. Keeps on muttering ‘So unfair; so unfair; so unfair’, nonstop. Gotta run.”
“Here comes another one! Stop! Roving Reporter and crew: live TV. What’s going on, can you tell us?”
“You’re in the way! Gang way! Oh, wait, it is Roving. Wife likes your show. What’s happening? Didn’t you watch it on live TV? She whipped them all, is what she did. She could’ve shown a little restraint, a little compassion, but she went all-out! SHE THOUGHT ON HER FEET! Now, let us by. I don’t think the press is allowed in this area.”
“Thanks. They’re coming by nonstop. One after the other. Look, over there. Looks like a doctor. Let’s ask him what’s up? Are you the doctor? Can we ask what’s going on?”
“Oh, I know you. Your Roving and crew. Enjoyed the church singing all those songs with the protest lyrics. I really liked ‘Flat Tax’ to the tune of ‘Silent Night.’”
“Excuse me, but what’s going on here? These are all the men who were in on the Republican debates, aren’t they? What’s wrong with them? And is this all of them?”
“Not only all of them, I mean, all of the contestants, but the pundits as well. They’re suffering from what we clinical psychiatrists call ‘Too Many Stars’ disorder, named after an old science-fiction story, ‘Nightfall,’ I think.
“You see, if one has an ingrained preconceived notion and if it’s suddenly shattered, than the mind shuts down, and that’s what we’re seeing here. Oh, they’ll be okay after a while, although I’ve heard cases where they never get over it.
“Muslims can’t accept it — women with brains — all to their detriment, I’m sorry to say. What happened was this: Carly Fiorina came out swinging and the men weren’t prepared for it. And it’s true what they’re saying: it was a massacre. They didn’t stand a chance, but what’s really interesting is that it carried over to the following debate. Here comes the last one, so if you’ll excuse me. By the way, wife likes your show.”
“Hurry, stick that microphone in his face!”
“Hey, you can’t do that! Get that microphone out of his face. Get back! Oh, hey everybody, it’s Roving and crew.”
“Don’t say it: wife likes my show.”
“You know this is a restricted area? You’re not supposed to be in here.”
“We’re the press, and if we weren’t rude and obnoxious, what kind of world would we have?”
“He’s got a point. What can we do for you?”
“Well, what’s going on? Why is this one mumbling nothing but ‘Killin’ us, right at the border. China and Mexico, just killin’ us.’ Can’t he say anything about the IRS and a Flat Tax? Isn’t this the one who always rants about illegal immigration? Can’t he say the word ‘deport’? Can’t he say ‘No more Muslims’? Can’t he be a little bit more multi-track?”
“Gang way! Gang way! We got a woman here! Gang way!”
“That’s not Fiorina, it’s that rude and obnoxious ‘moderator’ who works for FOX NEWS! Stick her in the janitor’s closet. Good riddance.”
“I always thought she was good-looking.”
“So was Medusa.”
“You people! Yes, you. This is a restricted area. Out!”
“Oh, sorry, officer, we’re leaving.
“Well, we got kicked out but not before we got what we came for. Good show. Hope you enjoyed it. Look, they’re about to tow our van. Hurry, let’s go grab a burger, my treat.
“Oh, I forgot to sign off. Thanks for watching. This is Roving saying goodnight. Goodnight.”
Yes she did. Here is my favorite. Wouldn’t we all like to see her ask Hitlery those those three questions!
Watch Carly Fiorina Shut Chris Matthews Down in Post-Debate Interview (VIDEO)
Chris Matthews was shocked that Fiorina would call Hillary Clinton a liar.
Carly did not back down and gave three very clear instances when Hillary lied to the American people.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/08/watch-carly-fiorina-shut-chris-matthews-down-in-post-debate-interview-video/
It’s the truth! Carly had to move quickly; too much to do. She has no time for these guys! Go Florina! Yup, she’ll drown Hillary too….that is if she can swim with all the baggage that’s weighing her down.