ARE WE FIGHTING TO WIN?
by OPOVV, ©2014
(Nov. 16, 2014) — “Troops, I want you to know how proud I am of you and that I’ve no doubt that you will do the service and the country proud. Today, you’re about to embark on an important mission to the Middle East.
“Many obstacles are in your path, but I’ve no doubt that you’ll jump any and every hurdle before you. You will not be allowed to assemble within Turkey, a supposed NATO ally, but that’s another story for another audience. Actually, I’m somewhat puzzled as to why the Captain of that Navy ship just didn’t yank up his anchor and leave port after those sailors almost lost their lives in Istanbul the other day.
“In keeping with the ‘politically correct’ nonsense, we have within our ranks Muslims who we can’t trust enough to turn our backs on. Therefore, those Muslims that we are stuck with shall have a 24-hour guard, and one wrong look or one wrong move by them shall be their last.
“I have an Admiral friend who has assured me that, from this point forward, any Muslim on any ship will have an ‘accidental fall overboard,’ I’m sorry to say. The Admiral has assured me that every effort to find any Muslim overboard will be done with the ‘utmost urgency.’
“Now I know many of you have wondered why you are being sent back to a place where the Army was just a few years ago, before Obama. You’re not the only ones. I wish I could be more optimistic for your chances, but I’m not here to sugar-coat anything.
“First, never, but never, let yourself be taken prisoner. Always be on guard and always travel in groups.
“Secondly, keep your schedule and plans to yourself, I mean, don’t share anything with our Muslim ‘friends.’
“And, lastly, recognize that the Army will not back you in your mission. Look how they treated LTC Terry Lakin, so if you do get in a firefight, take no prisoners.
“The ‘Rules of Engagement’ that you will be operating under will be just as lopsided as those in Afghanistan. What I mean is that the ROE’s will be against you, but there’s ways around that, as I’m sure you’ll be learning from your sergeants, so I won’t get into the specifics. Let me just say that Muslims killing Muslims are in our best interest, but Muslims killing Americans are not, and will not, be tolerated.
“Therefore, you are going over there ostensibly to lend a helping hand to the Iraqi Army, but what I really want you to do is to find those savages who beheaded our fellow citizens and, when you find them, make them choke to death on hot dogs, on video, thank you.
“And so, in the time-honored tradition of our service, I wish you success in your mission.”