IS THIS HOW THE FBI SPENDS TAXPAYER DOLLARS?
by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate
(Jul. 5, 2012) —Alright, everyone, gather ’round; I’ve got a story to tell, so please pay attention. There’s a TV program where the cops basically attach a large neon sign that says “FREE TICKET to JAIL” on a car that they leave on the side of the road, door open, keys in the ignition, sometimes with the engine running. After the vehicle is abandoned, the “I don’t want to work but I’ll make the effort to steal something, anything” crowd slithers out of the woodwork and, believe it or not, gets in the car and drives it away. A couple of blocks later, the cops disable the ignition, the car stops, the “suspect” gets arrested for – get this – stealing. Not even on a cop show do you get the truth: “Son, I’m putting you under arrest for being stupid.”
There’s a new version of the same theme: Bait and Arrest. This new version is run by the Federal Government, the FBI, to be precise, and just like everything else that the government gets its hands on, it’s nothing but unbelievable chaos, waste, and mistakes that make the Keystone Cops look smooth and debonair, sophisticated and suave, cool and intelligent.
Picture this: in the foyer of a courthouse in Anywhere, U.S.A., there’s a table with the usual pamphlets, IRS forms, a map of the area, a pictorial-foldout of the “Cemetery for Veterans” maintained by the local VFW, “Don’t Click It, We’ll Ticket,” “The Chamber of Commerce Welcomes You,” the Chief of Police brother-in-law’s “Shady Fish Camp,” and a few stapled pages explaining various activities of the Grand Jury and of other cases, some from the 1970’s to the present.
Above the table hangs a sign: “Please Help Yourself,” as if an invitation to take advantage of the free information was necessary; polite, yes, necessary, no. By some fluke, a surveillance camera points in the direction of the table, most likely aimed that way years ago when the Girls Scouts were allowed to sell cookies on public property. This camera showed a US citizen taking advantage of the free information, showed him removing information offered about the Grand Jury. I do not believe the citizen took any of the “Shady Fish Camp” flyers, although I don’t really know about that.
Our concerned and Patriotic citizen sent some of the material to other people around the country, even to an editor of a internet blog.
“I’m sorry, Joey,” I answered. “I don’t know if he sent people fish camp info.”
And here’s the part where it starts to get, well, maybe not funny in a laughter sort of way, but pretty funny nonetheless. This is where the FBI really makes itself the laughingstock of law enforcement worldwide. You see, the editor of this publication wrote about these “Please Help Yourself” papers; the FBI read about the papers in her newspaper and, get this, went to the editor and demanded that she hand over the papers.
No kidding. The very same papers that were on the table in the foyer of the courthouse, “Please Help Yourself,” were thought to be “Bait Papers” (“Bait Car”, get it?), EXCEPT, they weren’t, they were NOT BAIT PAPERS at all; they were just papers about what’s going on, that’s it. End of story. And if the papers painted some people in a not-so-favorable light, what of it?
So that’s the story of overreaction about something that was out there. The horse was long gone, and our very own modern-day, incompetent, embarrassing, laughable “this is what Affirmative Action has brought us” FBI agents waste their time on that rather than kick Muslims and illegal immigrants out or do an honest day’s work, heaven forbid.
Laughing stock, the FBI, they appear to paint themselves by getting involved, for the wrong reason, in an ILLEGAL judicial operation run by criminals. The Editor of this story has faithfully reported on the many opportunities they should have for the right reasons. No one is laughing though because the FBI is supposed to be the top law enforcement agency in America. Legal citizens increasingly worry the FBI will do the bidding of some other criminal or criminal enterprise against other innocent citizens. What comes to mind is those criminals, who won’t be prosecuted, running guns into Mexico just so guns can be banned in the US in violation of the 2nd Ammendment. Top law enforcement agency… I don’t think so and neither does anyone else, except maybe the MainStream Media.
I do believe I may know of whom you speak in regards to the Editor, methinks, also that as you say; really NOT funny!
Thing is, this Editor? did what no body else seemed willing to do, she presented the opportunity for her readers to inform themselves of “Something a little Fishy and Lo and Behold NOBODY LAUGHED, and VERY few Dared to comment-(purely for the sake of discussion?)-NO, Not Really Funny-just Fishy!! Got It???