Welcome to Somalisota

by Thomas Reiner, Quartz Mountain Commentary, ©2026

(Jan. 9, 2026) — Minnesota, RIP. Oh, geez, it was nice to know ya. Say hello to Somalisota, born from an invasion of Somalian “refugees” who overwhelmingly refuse to assimilate into America. Take a gander at the new Somalisota State flag which eerily bears resemblance to the flag of Somalia. If there still exist any true Minnesotans, they would throw that insult into the woodchipper.

You could do a whole lot worse. These “refugees” dragged a boat anchor of corruption from their failed nation of Somalia with them. America is open to legal immigration but only to those who make a positive contribution. Not in Somalisota where 85% of Somalians are grifting on America’s welfare and good intentions. That is only the beginning. As everyone now knows, they have created a kleptocracy while birthing a symbiotic relationship to a corrupt state government that benefits from their theft with kickbacks and votes.

Election fraud is so virulent in Somalisota that a state Minnesota election policy allows a registered voter to “vouch” for up to eight people seeking same-day registration. Talk about election fraud. Your tax money has been and is still being stolen by these fraudsters, and some of it is even being sent to terrorist groups in Somalia. Take a look at Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s wealth, which has grown from a pittance in 2019 up to $30 million today. Ah lakh the way you say “good work if you can find it.” Since 2019, red flags about Somalian corruption have been raised by state whistleblowers who have been punished and silenced by Governor Walz.

Never since the Confederate States fired upon Fort Sumter in 1861 has a state like Minnesota attempted secession from the United States of America. The Democrat Party at large is the brains behind the operation and its operatives have been provided cover from fraud allegations by a corrupt Media Industrial Complex. This has been brewing for years, but the corruption and now treason are finally becoming uncovered as Governor Tim Walz leads his state down a rathole. Walz is the new Jefferson Davis, who was the President of the Confederate States of America. Walz is threatening to mobilize the Minnesota National Guard to keep the Federal government out of Minnesota. Hello, Fort Sumter. Ya know, if history repeats itself, Walz will be convicted of treason as well as corruption and spend years in a federal prison giving him time to “lear” about his crimes. Walz is such a kook that he has earned a new verb named after him: to be walzed. To “walz” someone means that even if one is guilty, that person “accepts responsibility” while in the very next sentence blames Trump, to absolve himself of his misdeeds.

Governor Tim Walz and his sidekick, Soy Boy Mayor Jacob Frey, have been inciting terrorist groups such as Antifa to destroy the state once known as Minnesota as far back as 2020. During the Saint George Floyd riots, Boy Frey ordered the Minneapolis Police to evacuate the third precinct police station which was promptly occupied and destroyed by the fascist Antifa. It is still in ruins today. Walz, who bears a striking resemblance to Nikita Khrushchev, used Communist dialectic from his stay in Communist China to browbeat the truth with polemic such as, “George Floyd’s death should lead to justice and systemic change, not more death and destruction.” Sounds like Walz could be Mamdani’s daddy.

Walz and Soy Boy Frey support dangerous criminals, illegals and fraudsters to obstruct legally mandated officials from doing their job. Those two are inciting their Red shock troops to commit riots. What is scarier is that Cackles chose him to be Vice President, one step away from the American Presidency. Don’tcha know that it is now a beautiful day with Trump, and Walz would be way worse than Biden? Don’tcha know that?

Meanwhile, $9 Billion in fraudulent daycare center payments has been uncovered in Congressional testimony by Minnesota Democrat State employees. These whistleblowers were blacklisted and suffered retaliation by the Walz administration. To no surprise, the Democrats in the hearing attempted to change the subject and started caterwauling and yelling about Trump or something. Similarly, Walz is ecstatic that a woman’s death during her attack on ICE is giving him cover from being questioned about the Somalian fraud that he is in collusion with. He should be called the Distractor-In-Chief as he is an expert at doubleplusgoodquack thinking and walzing.

It is time to Make Minnesota Great Again and throw all the bums, including Walz, in permanent “daycare” jail after a successful prosecution. However, true Minnesotans might prefer the woodchipper. Lower the Somalisota flag and reraise the true Minnesota flag. Guilty Somalians must be deported back to their beloved Somalia. “You’re darn tootin’!”, as any true Minnesotan from “Fargo” would rightly say. Other states need to “lear” the illegal lessons of Somalisota.