WHAT DOES THE LAW SAY?
by OPOVV, ©2017
(Oct. 4, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that puts it all in perspective. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this episode. We’re back on our corner and are about to waylay this guy. Hey, excuse me, what do you say you answer a question for our ‘Pulse’ viewers?”
“Oh, hello, Roving; not many people about this morning, are there? I wonder why that is?”
“I noticed it, too. I really don’t know. Maybe it’s a new holiday, like a day to celebrate Bonsai plants or something. Who knows? Anyway, what’s on your mind?”
“I’ll tell you: it’s really simple: without the Second Amendment we wouldn’t have the First Amendment, and there’s my train.”
“Wait. What you do you think we ought to do about it?”
“Join the NRA to start, and if you’re already a member, upgrade your membership, ‘cause that’ll send a signal to the politicians; more powerful than writing a letter. Money talks, so let your money do the talking by giving some to the NRA; at least it’ll be doing something positive to help America. Bye.”
“Later. Look, we’ve got to throw in a commercial.”
“You Talk Too Much” 2:35
“We’re back. Here comes a young lady. Hello, Roving here.”
“I know who you are; I’ve been seeing you on this corner for the past couple of years. We watch your show; dog likes that Talking Dog. Oh, I know what you’re going to say: the dog doesn’t talk; that the dog sends messages to her Vietnam Veteran master so she doesn’t do the actual talking part; her owner does.”
“Something like that. Look, what about these illegal immigrants in our country?”
“This is how I see it: we’re paying the price for the incompetence of past administrations, okay?”
“Okay.”
“If all the presidents of the past would’ve had the existing immigration laws enforced we wouldn’t be against the wall like we are now. That being said, the only way to set the record right, the only way to set the record straight, is to start from scratch by doing the right thing now: deport each and every illegal immigrant, no exceptions. None of this doubling-down; two wrongs don’t make a right, you know.”
“Does that also mean DACA?”
“What’s wrong with your hearing? Anybody home upstairs? I said ‘no exceptions’; how about paying attention, or maybe you’re broke.”
“Geez, lady, give me a break.”
“Okay, but next time pay attention.”
“You care to elaborate about DACA?”
“You ever hear of Michelle Malkin? She says it’s all one great big scam, just like when their parents came over to have the kid on our side of the border*, or sneak in to our country to get on Welfare; Food Stamps; Social Security/ Disability and all the other freebies that they didn’t contribute one red cent for. And that’s my train. Bye.”
“Bye. Well, I don’t see anyone else around. Wait, look across the street. Is that the Talking Dog? Hey! Over here!”
“Oh, hey, there, Roving and crew. The dog says she’s surprised to see you working on a holiday.”
“Holiday? What holiday?”
“Why, it’s the Japanese Bonsai Tree Holiday (2:19). You’re supposed to be honoring the ancient art of Bonsai. What, you didn’t know?”
“I don’t believe this.”
“Dog feels for you. What’s the question?”
“Trump allowing Muslims into our country.”
“Isn’t Professor Zorkophsky in Washington, DC?”
“Yes, matter-of-fact, he is.”
“Well, the dog says America will be the same as Sweden, England, France and Germany unless we deport the Muslims, or maybe our president isn’t as smart as we think he is. Maybe the professor ought to have a talk with Trump.”
“That’s a valid point. Muslims don’t assimilate, no matter where they are, now, do they?”
“No, matter of fact, they don’t, so what’s going on? What’s it going to take, or has everyone in Washington given up on the Constitution?”
“We wouldn’t want to discriminate because of religion, now, would we?”
“But that’s what the political blog, The Post & Email, has been trying to get across for the last eight years: Islam isn’t a religion: Islam is a political philosophy that is nothing but a Totalitarian nightmare; get it?”
“Got it. And that’ll do it for this episode of ‘Pulse.’ And so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. You belong to the NRA?”
“The dog says I belong to the NRA.”
“But the dog doesn’t?”
“Hold on, Roving. Keep a grip on reality. The NRA doesn’t allow dogs; I don’t know why, but they don’t.”
“Too bad. Let’s all grab a burger: my treat.”
[*anchor baby: 14th Amendment.]
“Darling” 2:07