by OPOVV, ©2017

(Aug. 17, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the informative news show that just lays out the facts and lets you, the viewer, decide what’s right and what isn’t. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this episode of ‘Pulse.’ What do you say we get this letter-reading nonsense out of the way?


Dear Mr. Reporter:

My cable company says they never even heard of you or ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ What gives?

Long-time reader of The Post&Email 


Dear Longtime:

Look, I’ve said this before and this is the last time: don’t be bothering me with any cable or satellite hookup requests; it’s out of my hands.

Furthermore, of all the letters/emails that the ‘Pulse’ receives, 90% has to do with the Talking Dog. The world is going up in flames around us; children are being beheaded and parents are burying daughters for ‘looking at a boy’ in their backyard or at one of these Islamovilles scattered all around our country and you’re concerned with the Talking Dog?


Roving Reporter

“As you can see, we’re back under the awning across the street from the railroad station, and walking towards us is none other than the Vietnam Veteran and the Talking Dog. Hey, how you two doin’?”

“The dog says we’re doing fine, thank you. And yourself?”

“I, as of now, am fine. Let me ask you…by the way: who am I speaking to?”

“I say it would be both of us.”

“Then let me ask the dog what she thinks of these statues being destroyed.”

“Ask her yourself.”

“Dogs don’t talk, and even if she did talk, nobody would believe it.”

“The dog says she will answer your question. First she instructs you to ask the question, ‘If you were to take over the USA, what would be on the list in order of importance?’

“Number One is to remove any reference to the word ‘God,’ and that includes prayers before sports and pledges to any allegiance.

“Next would be removing any reference to ’Thou shall not steal’ and the other Commandments from the Courts. But I see you’ve already done that so let’s check that box.

“Third would be to remove statues, busts, and paintings of and to people, which means that the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC would have to go, along with the Washington monument.

“Next our money would all have to be redone: no likeness of people, for it’s against the Quran, which is what we’ve been talking about, isn’t it? Stone Mountain in Georgia and Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota will have to go the way of the statues of Buddha in Afghanistan: blown to smithereens.

“All books with pictures of people would be burned, and all paintings that had the likeness of people in it would also be thrown into the fire, which includes Grandma Moses and Norman Rockwell’s paintings.

“And it goes without saying that movies would be destroyed, starting with the movie FITNA. Let’s add all musical instruments, from grand pianos to the Jew’s Harp and everything in between. The manuscripts of Mozart to the Beatles burned. Mozart gone forever; no more Claire de Lune.

“Even dancing, whistling and laughter would be banned, but cruelty and ignorance would prevail, just as it’s been done for the past 1,400 years.

“Now that your list is complete; now that you’ve checked all of the boxes, look around you and see the intellectual garbage dump that is left: Islam, the belief that women are nothing more than slaves, the property of men to do whatever pleases them, and young girls to be molested by dirty old men with impunity; in other words, a pedophile’s dream come true. Islam: allowing men to rule without justice or equal rights for any.

“Be aware that the boxes that you are checking bring us all closer and closer to Sharia Law that, once implemented, is permanent with no hope of escape save death. Ignorance isn’t the excuse; ignorance is the reason why the Confederate statues are being removed.

“By the way: once Sharia Law is declared the law of the land, we dogs will be exterminated. This is what the ignorant have wrought; it’s our future, so go ahead, keep checking those boxes, one by one, until the last box is for yourself to jump off a tall building or get beheaded by someone chopping on your neck with a dull machete, while you’re hog-tied, but not gagged, for they want you to hear your own screams until the very end, when you’re forever silenced, not breathing but still alive and finally aware that you backed the wrong horse. And that’s all I have to say except you’re just digging your own grave. Let’s go to the dog park. Bye.”

“Okay, off they go. Well, I guess we got our answer: our ignorant fellow citizens are doing the work of the Muslims when Sharia Law supplements our Constitution, or I should say, replaces it. And don’t try and tell me I’m wrong, for if I was, then no flag was lowered and no statue removed.

“And so, on behalf of the crew, let me wish each and everyone of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Wow, I thought that dog would never shut up. Good show, anyway. Burger time: my treat.”

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